06.04.14

Democrazy and Gun-demental rights

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle, Psychopath & Sociopath, WhiteManistan at 12:18 pm by George Smith

Postcard from Tarrant County, TX, where the freedom farms of WhiteManistan are the most fertile and lush of all. Sadly, this cannot be seen here in LA County because we’re shackled in the chains of government tyranny. You can’t satirize or publicly shame us. The roots of the tree of democrazy and gun-demental rights are refreshed, watered and strengthened by those things. Molon labe!

And if you’ve been along for the ride, you know the blog did a short rock opera on it.

Always under-appreciated but ahead of the curve.

And earlier.

They also have absolutely the worst taste in looks.

06.01.14

Jesus of WhiteManistan

Posted in Psychopath & Sociopath, WhiteManistan at 1:05 pm by George Smith

There’s little if any faith of in me but I know religion as spiritual poison when I see it.

And that’s WhiteManistan’s special brand of Christianity.

An excerpt from a letter submitted to the Roanoke Times of Virginia, spied at Pine View Farm:

Republicanized Christianity redefines the biblical view of humanity to include for-profit corporations; it demonizes the poor and ignores their exploitation despite the overwhelming amount of biblical data that teaches about God’s hatred for this practice. These injustices necessitated the prophets’ warnings about God’s intent to punish man.

How did we get from “blessed are the poor” to the republicanized message of “the poor get what they deserve”? We have witnessed the hijacking of the Christian faith, one that is defined by politicians and devoid of Christian substance.

It’s true our Grand Old White Supremacy Party have honed their perverted vision to a fine point as they take the country down with them.

But, truth, it goes back awhile.

At the beginning of Jesus of America (watch it), I put a clip of the Reverend Billy Sunday. I dubbed him out for the sake of the intro.

But if you look for him on YouTube and listen, he goes on about the Bible and wealth, that the disciples of Jesus, if valued in his day’s money, were more affluent than Andrew Carnegie and John D. Rockefeller.

Don’t believe me? Take a gander. His message appealed to millions at a time, the Gilded Age, that was much like now.

Read the comments. WhiteManistan still likes it.

Others, not so much:

Listen to what this devil is saying, twisting the words of the Bible. The Bible says clearly, “it is harder for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven than for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle!” And here this dick is saying that Holy Men were billionaires. America was not built of Christian values, dumbass pricks! You can’t twist the Bible into your own wicked fantasies, to have it justify the lunacy of modern times. America was built on capitalism and greed, not Biblical values. You can’t have it both ways.



05.28.14

In honor of WhiteManistan’s gun bullies

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle, Psychopath & Sociopath, WhiteManistan at 12:08 pm by George Smith

Because there’s no such thing as excess in the Free Republic of Douchebags. And they’ve been busy the last few days. (Yes, yes, click that link.)

05.03.14

WhiteManistan’s Gun Bullies

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle, Psychopath & Sociopath, WhiteManistan at 12:13 pm by George Smith

A significant and noticeable portion of white American gun owners enjoy bullying others, either through death threats, videotaped outbursts of psychotic rage, or public displays in which they assemble, march and brandish their weapons in front of unarmed civilians. Or all three.

White American gun bullies get off on their pathology, so much so it’s become normal in this increasingly hostile-to-a-civil-life place. It’s natural to the psychotic character of the country, no longer a fringe symptom. Got a problem? If you’re a white guy with guns, show your anger. Make threatening paranoid videos about fighting or shooting the enemies that surround you, a real American. Frighten as many people as possible. Build your following.

Here is a video of a gun shop businessman named Andy Raymond who wished to import and sell a German smart gun by Armatix that won’t fire unless paired with an activating wrist watch. The technology was developed as a safety measure. If the gun is lost or stolen, it becomes useless.

When the news went public of his business venture he was showered with death threats by other gun owners.

Readers know why. In WhiteManistan, a smart gun that deactivates when not paired with a chip is just the beginning of a potential Obama administration and/or UN plot to disarm patriots by mandating they buy such things.


Angry drunk man, or someone playing one, with guns. It’s so unhinged, it’s possibly a spoof. Anyway, it won’t last long.

Andy Raymond [he comes unglued at around seven minutes]:

It’s a great thing for gun rights when you threaten to shoot somebody … If you’re going to shoot somebody, shoot the politicians who made these laws. Take ’em out in the street and gun ’em the fuck down. There’s a goddamn reason we got these fucking things! [brandishes assault rifle]


Stupid hack journalist line of the day, from a website that used to be a newspaper, but which only exists now because its owners bribe Google to put it in the news tab:

The optics of politically motivated gun owners threatening the lives of other citizens over their business activity will likely prove off-putting to a lot of Americans, especially given wide-ranging concerns about the armed standoff between government agents and rancher Cliven Bundy in Nevada over grazing rights and fees. Armed militiamen are still patrolling Bunkerville, Nev. …

The “optics” of “threatening the lives of others … will likely prove off-putting.”

You think? This is tortured journalism so bad it’s actually almost great. But only almost.

04.02.14

It doesn’t matter how many times you send him up Golgotha

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle, Psychopath & Sociopath, WhiteManistan at 2:42 pm by George Smith

Jesus of America’s work is never done! Just over a month ago he was telling fables about how the poor are better off when you take their food and what little health care they may have away.

Stoned for it, Jesus of America just laughed at Pontius Paul and all the nail drivers, saying slyly, “Wait until next month!”

And, good as his word, next month is here with Jesus of America’s ten year budget which cuts 2 trillion from health care reform and almost 1 trillion from Medicaid and food stamps while giving more gold to those at the top. Jesus of America sayeth: “Don’t feed the poor, they are just too lazy, they’ll never work at all.” Share the love of Jesus of America far and wide!

Pontius Paul Krugman:

The latest Paul Ryan budget is getting a lot of well-deserved flak, and so is Ryan himself. The combination of cruelty and raw dishonesty is so obvious, it’s hard to see how anyone can fail to see what’s going on.

But Ryan hasn’t changed; his budgets have always been like this, and so has he.


The last time, about a month ago — if that, I mentioned Jesus of America would be back in no more than six months, probably less.

Much less, actually.

No amount of nails can stop him, no virtual lance in the side.

It’s impossible to stop Jesus of America.

And that’s because he’s one of the son’s of God in WhiteManistan. They love his spiritual teachings.

If Jesus says it, they know it must be true. So now it’s time to whip the poor (as it always is), they know what to do!

03.16.14

Drive those nails into Jesus of America

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle, Psychopath & Sociopath, WhiteManistan at 8:44 am by George Smith


Push it up, folks. Wealthiness is next to Godliness, that’s what Jesus taught.

The paradox with American Jesus, Paul Ryan, and his crap stories about what the poor need, the dignity of work and their culture of dependency, is that no matter how often he’s exposed as a charlatan, called out as a Flim Flam Man, compelled to issue a public apology for fabrication or insulting African Americans for citing a notorious racist as an expert on American society, nothing changes.

Six months will pass and Ryan always emerges for another round, unharmed and totally intact.

And that’s because WhiteManistan loves his story-telling about poverty as a morality tale, one in which they’re on the winning side.

In WhiteManistan, God’s favorite tribe lives in harmony, working hard, justly rewarded for its purity of essence.

And the poor are such because they are sinful, lack morals and have made all the wrong decisions in life. To help only makes them worse. What they need is a good whipping, to be administered by the taking away of food and health care, which will certainly make them understand proper values and that nothing in life is free.

Plus, they’re the wrong color, live in the inner city and, as Ted Nugent regularly put its, are bloodsuckers leaching off the system, tearing the place down.

And that’s all there is to it.

Even if Walter Cronkite were alive today and declared Jesus of America to be just the opposite, a Pharisee, on the evening news it wouldn’t make a lick of difference. And that’s because WhiteManistan’s identity is bound up in its regular judgments of others as inferior and wicked.

Diseased as this is, it’s part of national character of the United States, ideologically and spiritually.

Today, the New York Times’ Tim Egan spends a Sunday opinion driving nails into American Jesus, literally crucifying Ryan on his own heritage.

Excerpted:

But you can’t help noticing the deep historic irony that finds a Tea Party favorite and descendant of famine Irish using the same language that English Tories used to justify indifference to an epic tragedy ….

In 2012, Mitt Romney, made the Tory case with his infamous remark that 47 percent of Americans are moochers, “dependent upon government.” Part of that dependence, he said, extended to people “who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you name it.” Food — the gall!


You can’t make these kinds of heartless remarks unless you think the poor deserve their fate …

Where have I heard that before? Ah, yes — 19th-century England. The Irish national character, Trevelyan confided to a fellow aristocrat, was “defective.”

Egan goes onto add you never hear WhiteManistan, in his column — Republicans, cast any aspersion on the wealthy.

Just in time for St. Patrick’s Day, too. Incredible timing, that.

Jesus of America says don’t feed the poor! They are just too lazy, they’ll never work at all!

Republican Jesus! Hey, amen!

03.08.14

Steroids for WhiteManistan

Posted in Psychopath & Sociopath, WhiteManistan at 10:07 am by George Smith


The tunes just get better with age. That’s quality!

The NRA’s Wayne LaPierre, America’s best crazy scary gun salesman ever, delivered the best dose of steroids to WhiteManistan, ever, Thursday:

I’ve never been worried about his country until now … That’s why more Americans are buying firearms and ammunition. Not to cause trouble, but because that America is already in trouble … In this uncertain world, surrounded by lies and corruption everywhere, there is no greater freedom than the right to survive and protect our families with all the rifles, shotguns and handguns we want!

Woo-hoo and the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air! See all the guts and glory here!

That’s real eloquence. You should be in awe. I am. There’s no better exhibition of the defining American psychosis.

Putting the nitrous line aside for a moment, Wayne LaPierre is a master of the motivational speech for a tribe that’s characterized by its anger, paranoia and fear. Armed to the the teeth, bearing more weapons than any country in world history, LaPierre is the perfect pitchman for the healing salve to soothe their fevered insecurities, for sale to anyone at the local Walmart.

Real perfection in dog-whistling to the bigots who all know why America is in “trouble.” Defend yourself, stand your ground.

02.28.14

Religious freedom fighters of WhiteManistan, unite!

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle, Psychopath & Sociopath, WhiteManistan at 12:26 pm by George Smith

Only a day after Arizona governor Jan Brewer vetoes Hate-the-Gays in Arizona because it would be bad for business and a Texas judge strikes down a forbid-gay-marriage law in Texas, the Grand Old HateMongers vow more vigorous efforts to burn witches “continue to press for additional legal protections for private businesses that deny service to gay men and lesbians, saying that a defeat in Arizona this week is only a minor setback and that religious-liberty legislation is the best way” to hate gay people.

It is the height of religious intolerance, anti-American and unwholesome to not allow WhiteManistan to burn witches refuse to do anything for gay people if their religious beliefs requires them to hate and punish said gay people.

As WhiteManistan tries to enact Uganda lite, in its honor, Autotune Eat da Poo Poo.

NSFW/Vulgar.

Religious-freedom measures that could have implications for gay rights are pending in Kansas, Mississippi, Missouri and Oklahoma,” read the Washington Post this morning.

02.24.14

America’s Favorite Racist: Something wrong with mouth

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle, Psychopath & Sociopath, Ted Nugent at 7:59 pm by George Smith


Please proceed, Ted.

Either it’s a camera distortion or there’s something wrong with Ted Nugent’s mouth. One corner, his right, doesn’t work quite as it should.

Nugent starts coming apart at around six minutes, losing it when CNN’s Erin Burnett runs a tape in which he elliptically calls the President a chimpanzee.

“I have not a racist bone in my body … I’m a black guitar player from Detroit, get over it!” he rants.

“I never called the president a chimpanzee!”

Changes subject to “Benghazi!”

It gets worse here.

Credit a host who put someone, now nearly hysterical and visibly mentally ill, on the spot for about 13 minutes. The slurs come out of him too quickly now, he can’t stop himself.

CNN finally realizes it’s hosting a psychopath.

02.19.14

Nugent calls enemies Nazis, spells Goebbels wrong

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle, Psychopath & Sociopath, Ted Nugent at 11:07 am by George Smith

Overnight Ted Nugent was criticized by Wolf Blitzer of CNN for a comment, now about a month old, in which he called the President a “subhuman mongrel.”

The segment, in connection with Texas Republican gubernatorial candidate Greg Abbott’s choice to use Nugent as a public campaign booster, immediately spawned a Twitter response from America’s most public bigot.

From Media Matters:

This is most ungenerous since it is the mainstream media that butters Ted’s bread. It has made made him enough of a national celebrity to guarantee he earns more money being WhiteManistan’s favorite racist than actually playing guitar to riffraff on the county fair and casino circuit.

In any case, blog readers know Nugent always calls his enemies Nazis. And (Mao-Tse Tung Fan Club) Commies, although the latter seems to have gone to into disuse over the last six months.

In January of this year Nugent compared movie mogul Harvey Weinstein, who is Jewish, to Joseph Goebbels. And the parents of CNN’s Wolf Blitzer were Holocaust survivors.

And, writes Media Matters: “In March 2013, Nugent compared Obama to ‘a German in 1938 pretending to respect the Jews and then going home and putting on his brown shirt and forcing his neighbors onto a train to be burned to death.’ ”

Of course, it’s not news to readers that Nugent is both repugnant and a gold-plated idiot. If you’re going to repeatedly compare your enemies to Joseph Goebbels, perhaps you ought to be able to get the Nazi’s name right before blurting it out with whatever comes into your head.

In the future perhaps Himmler would be easier to spell.

Ted Nugent, as a psychopath, is certainly the best man for the Republican Party as well as another pretty good example of daily malice and indecency as American virtues.

« Previous Page« Previous entries « Previous Page · Next Page » Next entries »Next Page »