06.14.11
What the other guy said
According to our reporter in Washorkingtonsofcash DC major political parties are hoping to hold the 2012 election before Armageddon or the revolution .
“It feels like 1770 around here,” one pol told reporters, “people are really angry about the economy, wars, and chicklet white teeth with dollars bills stuck in them like parsley flakes.”
“We intend to continue holding circuses until next year when the number of clowns we have to fit into the magic bus is small enough that reporters can go along for the ride with VSPs.”
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