01.16.13

The Insurrectionist

Posted in Ted Nugent, WhiteManistan at 2:25 pm by George Smith

Ted Nugent has a long history of dancing right up to the line of threatening members of the current administration and calling for armed revolution. Last year, he earned himself a visit from the US Secret Service for remarks made at the annual NRA convention. The Secret Service investigates those people who either make statements calling for the assassination of the president or, who by their exhortations, may be inspiring others to do so. No charges were filed.

From Media Matters, reporting on Ted Nugent from another right wing talk radio show, today:

We need to turn up the heat and tell our elected officials we want Eric Holder arrested. We want him brought to trial for Fast and Furious. We want Hillary Clinton arrested for defying, denying American citizens the proper and adequate security as the anniversary of 9/11 approaches. We want these people held accountable. We want to know where Barack Obama got the authority to spend like a drunken maniac and blowtorch all these tax dollars following the Cloward-Piven and Saul Alinsky playbook to destroy the last, best quality of life in the world and it’s called the United States of America. Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden and Eric Holder are the enemy of the state. (One week ago, Nugent used his weekly column in the Washington Times to ask Biden to invite him to contribute to the talks on gun control. How’s that for reptilian hypocrisy?)

Yesterday, Nugent was on yet another radio show implying that law enforcement, or retired policemen and ex-soldiers — now in the group called Oath Keepers, would revolt if the US government made moves on gun control.

And in 2010, Nugent was on Alex Jones, agreeing with the host that the current government was guilty of treason, and with the Jones shtick — recently infamously on Piers Morgan — that 1776 would be repeated.

With Ted Nugent, the insurrectionist cant is part of his business. As a guitar player he tours casinos, dive bars and county fairs during the summer, playing his old tunes from the Seventies arena rock circuit.

While Nugent’s persona might seem like the essence of rebellion, it isn’t. Ted Nugent is anything but a rebel. On the contrary, he is a panderer.

Much of Nugent’s time, outside his summer touring, is spent cultivating his profile as a pundit and celebrity for the extreme right, appearing at Tea Party rallies/dinners or on radio shows, walking the thin line between free speech and denial of the the legitimacy of the current elected government with advocacy for revolt. It’s red meat to the people who pay him for his appearances and columns.

For Nugent it’s a cynical personal style. For if he stopped and adopted a more intelligent, nuanced delivery of less inflamed material, he would lose his audience. And that would mean a good deal of income, too.

WhiteManistan Rock (continued)

Posted in Rock 'n' Roll, WhiteManistan at 1:25 pm by George Smith

Unintentionally (or perhaps subversively, the opposite) hilarious.


“This gives me a freedom erection,” comments someone. “With my finger on the trigger of a loaded shotgun/There for the next time someone decides to come.”


Don’t take our guns. Plus, we’re broke, “so frickin’ broke.” Worth two Bluto Blutarskies.

Disease control in WhiteManistan

Posted in WhiteManistan at 1:02 pm by George Smith

Far right talk radio show host Michael Savage:

Asking listeners to put aside his political orientation for a moment, talk-radio host Michael Savage questioned the federal government’s recommendation that citizens get a flu shot. And this is why our leaders, “the mandarins,” may or may not be taking it.

“Did Harry Reid take a flu shot? Did Barack Obama take a flu shot? Did Barack Obama’s lovely family take a flu shot? Did Joe Biden take a flu shot???? Savage asked.

“Which of the mandarins took the flu shot????


“The flu vaccine?,” he asked. “No, I wouldn’t take it.”

“So it’s good to have a cynic in radio who questions authority,” he said.

The insurrectionist taint in WhiteManistan contaminates everything, literally. Savage goes on to try and make the point that you or your children might become autistic or something else if you get a flu shot.

DD got a flu shot yesterday. By CDC reports, this year’s flu season is bad and just beginning to ramp in California.

In 2004, as a result of this, I was asked to be a guest on Savage’s radio show. I declined. He was toxic then. And is much worse now.

In 2009, Britain banned Savage from entry as a “promoter of hate.” Not that he was probably planning on ever going.

The Los Angeles Times paraphrased the reason for the ban as “unacceptable behavior” that inspires “inter-community violence.”

01.15.13

WhiteManistan Rock

Posted in WhiteManistan at 12:04 pm by George Smith

Insurrectionist classic rock for threatening to shoot people to. Hitler, Stalin = Obama, memes, present and accounted for. The only thing missing is the Confederate flag, which is more in line with the style than the tri-corner hat.


More of the I’m-from-the-South-so-give-us-an-excuse-to-shoot-you thing.


Gives a nice progressive piano rock flavor to a tribute to the ranting gun nut who just had his license to carry permit revoked by Tennessee.

Insurrectionist Day

Posted in WhiteManistan at 10:03 am by George Smith


You can clearly see the false teeth, which whistle when he talks. Becoming old and malevolent is not a fate one wishes on somebody but he does it with more vigor than anyone I can think of.

Ted Nugent, symbolic leader of the GOP right’s insurrectionist movement, on the administration strategy to achieve some measure of gun control:

“It is psychotic, it is crazy, it’s illogical – I believe it’s clearly and dangerously anti-American, anti-humanity.”

The weekend before he had called gun owners, and himself, like Rosa Parks.

Before the day is up, bank on a load of fresh, hot apoplectic rage from the extremity that’s the breeding ground for the next unhinged mass shooter/domestic terrorist, vowing revenge and armed resistance to om whatever emanates from Joe Biden’s list of suggestions.

You can’t satirize America which sometimes makes me wonder why I did “Suck On My Machine Gun.” It was more out of dismay and futility, I think.


From the wire:

A pro-gun group the ‘Georgia Gun Owners’ announced in a press release on Monday that they were teaming up with Armistead Arms in Alpharetta, Georgia to give away a free AR-15 assault rifle, just like the rifle used to kill 20 children and 6 adults in Newtown, Connecticut last month.

The Georgia Gun Owners said that it would be providing one AR-15 “to alert, activate and mobilize gun owners in every corner of the state to oppose the Feinstein Gun Ban and others being touted in Washington, D.C …


Fresh off a gun raffle of an AR-15 assault weapon, the Asheville Tea Party is now promoting the “First National Gun Appreciation Day??? this Saturday.

“We absolutely refuse to let the other side dominate the converstation,??? said Jane Bilello, chairman of the Asheville Tea Party. “Gun-free zones and gun control don’t work, and the American people get that.???

Because the demand has been so great, Asheville Tea PAC will also be kicking off the Great Gun Give Away Part 2 for a Para TTR and a Sig Sauer hand gun.

Readers recognize that one of the constant notes from the white minority of gun insurrectionists is that of intimidation. The idea is to wave an assault rifle (or to point it) in the face of the many enemies, preferably smaller and of different color or political affiliation, and to have as many pictures displayed, as possible.

“Come and take it so you can get shot,” is the message. And that’s the meaning of the “molon labe” phrase, from the Greek, seen prominently on the flags in the “Suck On My Machine Gun” video.

01.10.13

Insurrectionist porn

Posted in WhiteManistan at 11:00 am by George Smith

Fresh off WhiteManistan home TV, lovingly made for those who get erections thinking about shooting someone else, preferably smaller and of different color, in the furtherance of liberty and ‘patriotism.’

This is an edited, version, with 11 seconds chopped off the end. The full version is here and one sees why WhiteManistan dude chopped it.

Here’s what he said in the part the man’s tried to hide:

I am not letting my country be ruled by a dictator. I am not letting anyone take my guns. If it goes one inch further, I’m gonna start killing people.

As with Ted Nugent last year, that’s a visit from the US Secret Service waiting to happen.

See it here.


January 19, National Gun Appreciation Day, even more Constitution-defending patriotism, just before the inauguration and 48 hours before Martin Luther King Day. How considerate.

Feel free to steal.

01.09.13

WhiteManistan and science

Posted in WhiteManistan at 2:06 pm by George Smith

Belief in theory of evolution, by country.

From National Geographic:

A study of several such surveys taken since 1985 has found that the United States ranks next to last in acceptance of evolution theory among nations polled. Researchers point out that the number of Americans who are uncertain about the theory’s validity has increased over the past 20 years.

WhiteManistan — our national problem — the photo collection.

01.08.13

WhiteManistan TV: America’s Got Insurrectionist Talent

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle, Ricin Kooks, WhiteManistan at 9:17 am by George Smith


Brought to you by the WhiteManistan Bureau of Tourism and Shopping.

You’ll never go broke pandering to the worst in America. Or, it never ceases to surprise how far one can get with so little up top. Half a million views, “recommended” by YouTube after play of the anthem I specifically wrote for them, “Suck on My Machine Gun.”

Reminding everyone that the “it” gift this past Xmas was an AR-15 and boxes of ammo.


The big news in the mainstream was Alex Jones on CNN during the Orange Bowl, the only mitigating factor being that the TV audience was primarily on football.

Jones, like Ted Nugent, is an IQ test that works on many levels. If you deal with him, you flunk. If you go on his show, the same.

The CNN disaster is easily Google’d. But Media Matter has the best summary here:

CNN’s Piers Morgan hosted noted radio host and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones to discuss his petition to deport Morgan because of his views on gun control. Jones is a 9/11 truther who has a history of inflammatory and baseless remarks … Jones’ lengthy history of pushing absurd conspiracy theories should disqualify him from being mainstreamed on media outlets such as CNN.


In a coincidentally related matter, John McAfee — who has apparently abandoned efforts to bring his hooker lovers to America — appeared on Alex Jones to push his conspiracy theory that Hezbollah is using the country of Belize (and Nicaragua) to launder terrorists and ricin powder as a weapon of mass destruction into the US.

“They are mass-producing ricin powder for trans-shipment into the United States,” says McAfee. “This is not a joke.”

“They are manufacturing it by the ton,” McAfee insists. A kilogram of it, dispensed over New York, will kill everyone, he tells Jones. “[They’re making] enough to kill every man, woman and child on the planet.”

“If there is a rye-a-sin attack, the government will take my guns and squeeze my wife’s breast,” Jones tell McAfee. “If this happens, you sir will be a key person.”

John McAfee, however, did not count on the greater news impact of Jones going off on CNN in primetime. The big time lunatic trumped the millionaire ex-antivirus king and pathological liar.

At McAfee Associates, this morning, more hair is being pulled out, more molars ground.

01.06.13

The local Insurrectionist trade show

Posted in WhiteManistan at 10:41 am by George Smith

Dreadfully familiar, from the local newspaper, coverage of a gun show in Ontario, about twenty minutes west of me. It’s the standard collection of pugnacious white men, stockpiling weapons and ammo, for the group delusion they’re the bastion that protects the Bill of Rights, taking practical measures to defend the Constitution, ready to fight off the US military and shoot all the government agents when tyranny comes.

From the Pasadena paper:

If gun-control advocates fear a nation awash in weapons, others fear a government powerful enough to tell citizens whether they can arm themselves.

The Second Amendment “is actually to overthrow a government,” said Hill, who said he is an Air Force veteran who served in Iraq and Afghanistan.

“It was the right to support the more perfect union,” he said. “It was to keep the government in check” …

A few people stood in line with a rifle or two slung over their shoulders with signs showing offers to sell or trade the weapons. Others exited the venue with hand trucks bearing stacks of ammunition.

Thick clusters assembled around any vendor dealing in ammunition. Templeton said many consumers are buying as much ammunition as they can, as soon as they can.

The right to support the more perfect union. Yes, their the very picture of a perfect defense of unity in the populace of the USA.

This is the other California I frequently talk about. It was the majority when I arrived in the San Gabriel Valley twenty years ago. Now it’s in the minority, pitted against the whole. It votes far right southern and has contributed to the radicalization and destruction of the GOP in California.

Paradoxically, WhiteManistan never views itself as extreme. Rolling handcarts full of boxes of ammo doesn’t strike them as abnormal behavior. It’s everyone else, now giving them fishy looks, who has gone to hell. They’ll defend freedom and liberty to the death, don’t you know?


This song was absolutely made for them: ‘Buy your assault gun, don’t be late.’


An opinion piece, written by a National Rife Association lifetime member, now alienated by what he sees in the organization and its recommendation to put more arms into schools (From a Corvallis newspaper, last week):

I am surprised you have failed to see the looming disaster facing American gun owners. Even if the Newtown massacre turns out not to be the final straw on the camel’s back, it is certainly coming.

And when it does, we can expect a cascading, unstoppable movement to restrict, prohibit and even confiscate guns and ammunition, much like the one that swept through Australia following the slaughter of 35 innocent people in Port Arthur in 1996.

On that day we will have no goodwill banked, no history of thoughtful discussion or cooperation. Our record will be one of threats and intimidation combined with disgusting alliances with low lifes like disgraced former Idaho senator Larry Craig, and serial blowhard Ted Nugent. It is a shameful legacy.

I am hopeful your news conference will soon be recognized as the beginning of the end of your reign as CEO and executive vice president of the NRA, [Wayne LaPierre]. You have been a vengeful, mean-spirited demagogue and under your leadership, the NRA has morphed into the worst kind of bully, one that rules with fear.


The WhiteManistan photo collection.

01.02.13

The Poor Woman’s James Bond

Posted in Crazy Weapons, War On Terror, WhiteManistan at 7:30 am by George Smith

Strange and perverse fruit of the war on terror, Internet “terrorism” files, and mentally unwell Americans:

Morgan Gliedman, 27, and Aaron Greene, 31, were arrested Saturday in their Manhattan apartment after officers with a search warrant found 7 grams of HMTD, a highly explosive white powder used in bomb making. Police also seized a flare launcher, a sawed-off shotgun, nine rifle magazines and various how-to manuals on building bombs and booby traps.

“They had a terrorist encyclopedia, they had improvised and modified firearms, deadly homemade weapons, a do it yourself machine gun…” New York City Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said Monday.

Kelly was unsure how much damage 7 grams of HMTD would cause.

HMTD is homemade explosive similar to TATP, the latter made with hydrogen peroxide and other fairly easily available ingredients. TATP caused a furor in homeland security for a few years even though no terrorists were successful with it in the US. (The Zazi case being the big example.)

The police had the apartment building evacuated. Seven grams of HMTD is not a threat to such a structure.

The preliminary report asserts the couple were heroin users.

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