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Unintentionally (or perhaps subversively, the opposite) hilarious.
“This gives me a freedom erection,” comments someone. “With my finger on the trigger of a loaded shotgun/There for the next time someone decides to come.”
Don’t take our guns. Plus, we’re broke, “so frickin’ broke.” Worth two Bluto Blutarskies.
Far right talk radio show host Michael Savage:
Asking listeners to put aside his political orientation for a moment, talk-radio host Michael Savage questioned the federal government’s recommendation that citizens get a flu shot. And this is why our leaders, “the mandarins,” may or may not be taking it.
“Did Harry Reid take a flu shot? Did Barack Obama take a flu shot? Did Barack Obama’s lovely family take a flu shot? Did Joe Biden take a flu shot???? Savage asked.
“Which of the mandarins took the flu shot????
“The flu vaccine?,” he asked. “No, I wouldn’t take it.”
“So it’s good to have a cynic in radio who questions authority,” he said.
The insurrectionist taint in WhiteManistan contaminates everything, literally. Savage goes on to try and make the point that you or your children might become autistic or something else if you get a flu shot.
DD got a flu shot yesterday. By CDC reports, this year’s flu season is bad and just beginning to ramp in California.
In 2004, as a result of this, I was asked to be a guest on Savage’s radio show. I declined. He was toxic then. And is much worse now.
In 2009, Britain banned Savage from entry as a “promoter of hate.” Not that he was probably planning on ever going.
The Los Angeles Times paraphrased the reason for the ban as “unacceptable behavior” that inspires “inter-community violence.”
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Insurrectionist classic rock for threatening to shoot people to. Hitler, Stalin = Obama, memes, present and accounted for. The only thing missing is the Confederate flag, which is more in line with the style than the tri-corner hat.
More of the I’m-from-the-South-so-give-us-an-excuse-to-shoot-you thing.
Gives a nice progressive piano rock flavor to a tribute to the ranting gun nut who just had his license to carry permit revoked by Tennessee.
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You can clearly see the false teeth, which whistle when he talks. Becoming old and malevolent is not a fate one wishes on somebody but he does it with more vigor than anyone I can think of.
Ted Nugent, symbolic leader of the GOP right’s insurrectionist movement, on the administration strategy to achieve some measure of gun control:
“It is psychotic, it is crazy, it’s illogical – I believe it’s clearly and dangerously anti-American, anti-humanity.”
The weekend before he had called gun owners, and himself, like Rosa Parks.
Before the day is up, bank on a load of fresh, hot apoplectic rage from the extremity that’s the breeding ground for the next unhinged mass shooter/domestic terrorist, vowing revenge and armed resistance to om whatever emanates from Joe Biden’s list of suggestions.
You can’t satirize America which sometimes makes me wonder why I did “Suck On My Machine Gun.” It was more out of dismay and futility, I think.
From the wire:
A pro-gun group the ‘Georgia Gun Owners’ announced in a press release on Monday that they were teaming up with Armistead Arms in Alpharetta, Georgia to give away a free AR-15 assault rifle, just like the rifle used to kill 20 children and 6 adults in Newtown, Connecticut last month.
The Georgia Gun Owners said that it would be providing one AR-15 “to alert, activate and mobilize gun owners in every corner of the state to oppose the Feinstein Gun Ban and others being touted in Washington, D.C …
Fresh off a gun raffle of an AR-15 assault weapon, the Asheville Tea Party is now promoting the “First National Gun Appreciation Day??? this Saturday.
“We absolutely refuse to let the other side dominate the converstation,??? said Jane Bilello, chairman of the Asheville Tea Party. “Gun-free zones and gun control don’t work, and the American people get that.???
Because the demand has been so great, Asheville Tea PAC will also be kicking off the Great Gun Give Away Part 2 for a Para TTR and a Sig Sauer hand gun.
Readers recognize that one of the constant notes from the white minority of gun insurrectionists is that of intimidation. The idea is to wave an assault rifle (or to point it) in the face of the many enemies, preferably smaller and of different color or political affiliation, and to have as many pictures displayed, as possible.
“Come and take it so you can get shot,” is the message. And that’s the meaning of the “molon labe” phrase, from the Greek, seen prominently on the flags in the “Suck On My Machine Gun” video.
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Now in Portland, John McAfee gave interviews to the Willamette Week. McAfee drips condescension, passed off as an urbane rich man’s wisdom, telling the journalists that to become wealthy all one needs is to become an empty hole through which cash flows as quickly as possible. And that the best lays are ugly girls.
Of course, for the last few decades musical groups have occasionally made tunes about the latter observation, the truth of which readers probably learned … sometime back in junior high.
You can turn the odious into humorous fun for the boys. This is not John McAfee’s forte. He’s just odious.
But the Macc Lads, an English punk rock group that operated from the early Eighties to the early Nineties, had it down.
They have nothing to do with the life of John McAfee. But they were avuncular and honestly depraved in ways more human than he’s capable of. And listening to them made me want to visit Macclesfield.
Sadly, reading of McAfee in the Willamette Week does not engender the same enthusiasm for Mary’s Strip Club in a rundown section of Portland, the equivalent of Erv’s BYOB in old Allentown, or wherever you may be familiar with in ex-urban concrete and cinder block USA.
Thought exercise: What’s the proposed eventual sales value for a graphic novel or telemovie on a man who works overtime being contemptible wherever he goes?
Miss Macclesfield.
Or — God’s Gift to Women — a song John McAfee takes way too far.
John McAfee — Culture of Lickspittle 2012 Man of the Year.
John McAfee with the usual pros.
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Unsurprisingly, the first place ex-anti-virus king John McAfee apparently goes when he hits town is the local naked floozie-watching dive.
Willamette Week, an altie weekly in Portland, reports McAfee is now there, espied at Mary’s Strip Club, posing for pictures with the local fauna.
The guy who’s going to write the famous John McAfee graphic novel, Chad Essley, is still a hanger on. But the millionaire’s Alex Jones interview about Hezbollah using Belize and Nicaragua to pump ricin powder into the US did not survive the news cycle, killed by his interviewer’s now infamous appearance on CNN during the Orange Bowl.
Meet the new whores, same as the old whores.
Next up: Belize said to be buying ballistic missiles from Iran, discovered on laptops given to officials by John McAfee’s ring of sixteen and seventeen year-old Mata-Haris.
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[Obama] won the election, right?
Yep! He sure did!
So why is he nominating these Republican types, Dogboy?
Well, Dogboy, it’s . . . a smart move politically, I guess.
Chuck Hagel for Secretary of Defense?
He’s a maverick!
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The message: Iran is behind the attacks on US banking websites. Causing them to load slowly. Sometimes.
Regular readers know it as shoeshine, the term I use to describe national security publicity efforts on pumped up problems which have no relation to what actually threatens or endangers the majority in the US. Which are things like monthly massacres perpetrated by crazy people from American WhiteManistan, rising inequality and an economy that doesn’t work for hundreds of millions.
Shoeshine news is for the benefit of political agendas (in this case add some flimsy piece to arguments that Iran needs to be attacked) and expanded employment in the cybersecurity arms of America’s weapons manufacturers. And McAfee Associates.
Today, TechNewsDaily has collected quote from a bunch of people, including yours truly, on the matter under the title Iran May Not Be Behind Bank Cyberattacks:
There’s really not much evidence that the government of Iran is behind the ongoing wave of cyberattacks on U.S. bank websites, say many security experts.
“I don’t consider any attack I can do in my spare time as ‘nation-state sponsored,'” said Robert David Graham, chief executive officer of Atlanta-based Errata Security.
“[It] could just as well be a loose group of those sympathetic to Iran and the Middle East and angry as hell at U.S. involvement there,” said George Smith, a senior fellow at the Washington, D.C.-based think tank GlobalSecurity.org.
“ItsOKNoProblemBro [the hacker instrument used to launch the denial-of-service website attacks in question] is far from sophisticated malware. It’s really rather simple,” said Roel Schouwenberg, a Kaspersky anti-virus researcher to TechNews. “Going strictly by the publicly known technical details, I don’t see enough evidence to categorize this operation as something only a nation-state sponsored actor could pull off.”
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Fresh off WhiteManistan home TV, lovingly made for those who get erections thinking about shooting someone else, preferably smaller and of different color, in the furtherance of liberty and ‘patriotism.’
This is an edited, version, with 11 seconds chopped off the end. The full version is here and one sees why WhiteManistan dude chopped it.
Here’s what he said in the part the man’s tried to hide:
I am not letting my country be ruled by a dictator. I am not letting anyone take my guns. If it goes one inch further, I’m gonna start killing people.
As with Ted Nugent last year, that’s a visit from the US Secret Service waiting to happen.
See it here.
January 19, National Gun Appreciation Day, even more Constitution-defending patriotism, just before the inauguration and 48 hours before Martin Luther King Day. How considerate.
Feel free to steal.
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Belief in theory of evolution, by country.
A study of several such surveys taken since 1985 has found that the United States ranks next to last in acceptance of evolution theory among nations polled. Researchers point out that the number of Americans who are uncertain about the theory’s validity has increased over the past 20 years.
WhiteManistan — our national problem — the photo collection.
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