07.03.12

Islam-o-phobes on the march

Posted in Extremism, Psychopath & Sociopath at 10:23 am by George Smith

McCarthy-ism is far from dead in the US. From e-mail today, a push by some of the most famous douchebags on the GOP side of the house, to investigate Islamic infiltrators in US government:

In what may be a watershed moment in the fight against radical Islam, five members of Congress have written letters to the Departments of Homeland Security, State, Defense, Justice and the Office of the Director of National Intelligence asking for investigations of the Muslim Brotherhood influence in their agencies.

The five members of Congress are Michele Bachmann (R-MN), Tom Rooney (R-FL), Lynn Westmoreland (R-GA), Trent Franks (R-AZ) and Louie Gohmert (R-TX). Collectively, they sit on the Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence, Armed Services Committee and Judiciary Committee …

Below is a sample email you can send to your representative in Congress. You can easily find out who that is and get to his or her website by entering in your zip code at this link. Use their contact form to send your message.

Below is a sample letter you can send to them (copy & paste and then add your details):[sic]

Dear Representative [Name of Congressman]

I am contacting you to urge you to endorse the call made on June 13, 2012, by your colleagues — Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), Rep. Tom Rooney (R-FL), Rep. Lynn Westmoreland (R-GA), Rep. Trent Franks (R-AZ) and Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) — to launch an investigation into the influence of Muslim Brotherhood-affiliated groups and individuals in the U.S. government.

These congressmen wrote letters requesting investigations by the Inspectors General of the Departments of Homeland Security, State, Defense, Justice and the Office of the Director of National Intelligence. Each letter referenced concerning incidents related to the Muslim Brotherhood in the department or agency it was addressed to.

As I’m sure you’re aware, the Muslim Brotherhood is a radical Islamic group which supports terrorism worldwide and is using stealth jihad to install Sharia and undermine the freedoms we cherish here in the U.S.

As a voter in your district, I urge you to endorse their letters and show your concern about this important issue.


On the Anti-Sharia Kooks beat.

07.02.12

Usury Blues

Posted in Decline and Fall, Rock 'n' Roll at 3:04 pm by George Smith

Quote at the end, from an Indiana student, telling the New York Times:

Mr. Tevlin, the Indiana student, said his exhaustive search for meaningful summer employment was so futile that he took a job cleaning toilets and septic tanks. “I think we’re in pretty deep trouble, and the future, as far as jobs, is not looking good at all.”

Rather obviously, the song is an adaptation of “I Ain’t Superstitious.”

Begin the week with stirring bull—- and psychosis

Posted in Extremism, Ted Nugent at 12:43 pm by George Smith

Ludicrous quote on Mitt Romney, Bain and the corporate downsizing that’s the equity biz:

When more is done with less throughout a market economy, billions of people are made better off, which only shows that firms like Bain are not vultures preying on the dead, but bees bringing the pollen of life from plant to plant.

No link. Google.

From Ted Nugent:

There is so much good news that goes largely unreported that it makes me want to scream. As I write this, just a couple of days ago, a 14-year-old boy in Phoenix who was watching his three siblings at home shot a punk who busted through a door and pointed a gun at the young man.

This is an incredibly wonderful news story that should be the lead story on the evening network news. It should be the front-page story in the New York Times …

The real shame is that similar incredibly good news events happen every day countless times across America … When Americans use guns to stamp out evil, news reports are virtually nonexistent.

But today I’m screaming with joy.

Readers will note the many newspapers do, in fact, report shootings of this nature although it almost never makes the front page except at the very small town level.

“Smile, America … Good conquered evil in spite of the liberal anti-freedom agenda,” Nugent concludes. He reasons, if reason is the word to use, that one way to prosperity is to shoot more criminals outright.

I’ve never met a person, from the right, left or middle, who screams with joy upon hearing an anonymous story like this. There may be some satisfaction over a home invader getting a comeuppance.

Screaming with joy — now that’s psychotic behavior. Pity the copy editors who have to endure it weekly.

07.01.12

Manly

Posted in Rock 'n' Roll at 11:17 pm by George Smith

If you weren’t there, four feet off the stage, you’ll never understand.

06.29.12

Tea Party Funk Machine

Posted in Decline and Fall, Extremism, Rock 'n' Roll at 3:25 pm by George Smith

In 2009 Craig Miller of Lebanon, PA, confronted fake Democrat Senator Arlen Specter at a town hall meeting. It made great television and went nationwide, a GOP rally point for virulent opposition to the Obama administration’s plan to rework the health care system.

Miller was incoherent, then and in later television appearances. He couldn’t express, even in a basic way, the specific nature of his gripes other than to rage over alleged violation of the Constitution. However, his anger was very real. Three years on, it’s still visceral. It wilted and ultimately destroyed a sick Arlen Specter who was unprepared for it. What Specter got that day, he had coming. Craig Miller, and everyone else, deserved so much better than him.

The outburst was emblematic of the lack of Democratic leadership and its choices of wan uninspiring ruling class pols so used to being surrounded by sycophants and legal bribe-masters they can’t engage with people outside Washington in any way. After having been given the keys to power at a time so fraught in American history, they decided being empty unresponsive suits was most prudent.

I wrote the melody, a very hard rock funk thing (in the Seventies it would have been heavy metal), called it Hey Craig Man! and realized it was impossible to write any lyrical narrative. The only thing that worked was non sequiturs and balderdash about heevahavas, nudists, poozle, on your floor, outside your door, plus Pennsylvania Dutch-isms. There was nothing you could take away from the event except failure.

I stuck it on the web as an MP3.

Yesterday, with the upholding of Obamacare, I remastered it and added Tea Party video.

Readers will note it’s still nonsensical. There is no other way to describe what went on and what still goes on. Craig Miller may have never appeared at a political rally/townhall meeting again but tens of thousands like him continue to do so.

(For the rock music types, I was imitating an effect from something old called the Seamoon Funk Machine.)


Reader Mikey D secured a copy of Thomas Franks’ “Pity the Billionaire: The Hard Times Swindle and the Unlikely Comeback of the Right” for DD blog to review and it arrived yesterday. I again thank him profusely!

It describes a stupefying chain of events in American history. With the world economy leveled by Wall Street misdeeds, the time was ripe for a popular uprising to rival that of the coming of the New Deal.

That didn’t happen. Instead, against all reason and common sense, the opposite. The popular uprising, in the guise of the Tea Party, instead blamed the US government and all of civilized democratic society, coming to accept a twisted conspiratorial story which blamed the economic collapse on secret liberal plots that inflated government for the express purpose of interfering with, and then destroying, pure capitalism.

It was as if at least half the country suddenly decided, bizarrely, that their favorite characters in the tale of Robin Hood were the Sheriff of Nottingham and Sir Guy of Gisborne.

It marked signal failure by the Democratic Party, a total inability to tell and sell a moral story on the true nature of what happened, for reasons ranging from alliances with the wealthy class that had caused the disaster and inability and unwillingness to communicate that it stood for anything populist. From the nobodies to President Obama, the party engaged in what amounted to political malfeasance toward its base.

The outrage at what became derisively known as Obamacare was part of this.

I’ll share a complete review of “Pity the Billionaire” in the days to come.


Commie = short for ‘community organizer’

Posted in Extremism, Ted Nugent at 9:58 am by George Smith

The extremist party has successfully turned the formerly innocuous description, community organizer, into long-hand for commie, or better, the devil.

In Ted Nugent’s column at the WaTimes, entitled The Once and Always Community Organizer, he once again puts over half the country on his enemies list.

Excerpted:

The movie star A-list is further politically left than Fidel Castro, and the thought of Mitt Romney winning the White House will cause glitzy movie stars to raise stacks and stacks of cash for Mr. Obama while promising to leave America for a bankrupt, socialist country if Mr. Romney is elected president. (More proof, although not needed, that no copy editors work on a Ted Nugent column.)

The Occupy hippies could be requested to send in a portion of their unemployment checks or other government assistance to the Obama campaign. For donations of $100 or more, the Democratic Party could send the Occupy idiots a gold-painted brick to toss through the window of a Wall Street bank or other greedy, imperialistic American business (not Apple stores, though – even Occupy hippies need iPods and smartphones).

Unions and Eric Holder also vetted as roots of all evil. In more light news, a Lehigh Valley newspaper interviewed the Nuge for his weekend gig at a casino on what used to be part of the property occupied by Bethlehem Steel. The interview tells those who can read between the lines that no one is interested in helping Ted Nugent make a new album..

Also from the opinion pages of the Times:

It’s now down to this: If Barack Obama holds the White House, and if Democrats win control of either house of Congress, then Obamacare will be unstoppable, and America will become the United States of Europe …

Obamacare was forced upon us by 219 representatives, 60 senators and one president. Simply put, their time in office must end. As I’ve said before, politically speaking, we must level their cities and salt their fields. The barren wastelands of their once-promising careers will be a stark reminder to future would-be statist politicians who are willing to betray the will of Americans and break the covenant of our Constitution.

“Dr. Milton R. Wolf, a Washington Times columnist, is a radiologist and President Obama’s cousin,” reads the by-line. [1]


1. When Barack Obama and I first met he had already become president and was furiously erecting the government-controlled health care system that bears his name and I had already begun a very public crusade to save America from it. Fate would never reunite our mothers who grew up together as young girls, cousins and friends, after they were separated decades ago, but now their sons bridged a divide in our family that was created by decisions not our own. It’s not often that a president’s most vocal critic comes from his own family …

Today, ObamaCare is on the ropes …

from here, My Cousin Barack Obama And Our Obamacare Family Feud

Can it still be a family feud with only one participant? I’m not sure that would have worked on television.

06.28.12

On Fire Ants

Posted in Extremism at 1:47 pm by George Smith

Google’s news tab highlighted a weak column by some nobody writing for US News & World Report.

Lara Brown, who has allegedly written a book entitled Jockeying for the American Presidency: The Political Opportunism of Aspirants, asserts the upholding of Obamacare will only inspire the opposition to greater heights of … what, exactly?

As extremists, they’re already as aggressive as possible. (In an aside, someone actually used the word “aspirants” in a title for a book. That level of unconscious self-sabotage is virtually Freudian. Either that or she can’t write at all.)

Here’s a bit from her short essay:

But nothing excites a party more than a political loss. And so today, while Democrats are basking in the sunlight of this decision, Republicans are raising unbelievable amounts of money and strongly coalescing behind Romney’s candidacy. Social conservatives and small government libertarians now believe their only hope to save America from becoming a European-style social democracy is to elect Mitt Romney and repeal the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act.

If anything, the Supreme Court has helped the GOP more than it helped Obama.

I think the GOP is more like a colony of fire ants that once inhabited a driveway crack next to a house where I lived in Pasadena.

I discovered they were fire ants, not the usual common brown ants, when I inadvertently set up the weekend evening’s barbecue grill over their colony one summer. As I stood there grilling I noticed brown ants underfoot.


Believe me, these boots don’t help.

Three minutes later I was in the house with my boots, trousers and socks off, trying to get them off my lower half. My foot swelled up to just short of the size where I could put on a shoe. I wore flip-flops for ten days but not anywhere near the fire ants.

I found that if you stood within even three feet of the fire ant colony they came for you. I made that mistake twice.

The fire ants were implacable. Their level of hostility never varied. If you got in their space, appeared on their insect radar, they attacked in a swarm. Very quickly.

You had to hand it to the fire ants. They never did the live and let live thing. The house cats also gave the colony much respect.

Only the yard mockingbirds had an answer. They ate them occasionally. And I could not discern how they managed it.

Spraying the fire ant colony didn’t do much except force them into hiding for a couple weeks.

We were reluctant to call authorities or outside pros. Fire ants had been in the news as unwanted interlopers in the area. If you found a colony you were to inform local government and someone, or a crew, would be sent to handle it. I reasoned that if this was done half the driveway would be destroyed and the yard made sterile for ten years with insecticide.

So we lived with the fire ants, learning to give them a wide birth. And one winter season there was so much rain, the part of the driveway where they lived was under an inch of water for two weeks.

All the fire ants drowned and were never seen again.

The GOP, an extremist party, was like that colony of fire ants. They are always inspired in their hostility to enemies. And no matter the conditions, like the fire ants, they are 100 percent united and always totally vigorous in their fury.

More miracles from the Weapon Shops of Isher

Posted in Crazy Weapons, Culture of Lickspittle at 10:08 am by George Smith

The labs of the military, where the lame are made to see, the blind to talk.

From Wired (UK):

The US army has successfully tested a laser device that shoots out 50 billion watt-powered bolts of lightning.

“We never got tired of the lightning bolts zapping our simulated targets,” admitted George Fischer, a physicist leading the project at the Picatinny Arsenal research lab in New Jersey …

The successful model tested features a series of adaptations that should ensure it can survive tough conditions in the field and stay powered-up for long stretches.

Not a trick question: What has the Picatinny Arsenal brought to science?

Answer: Nothing. Unless you call stuff like this science.

Trivia: I once had an old relative who worked at the Picatinny Arsenal. He used to tell me he was a chemist. He didn’t know his ass from a hot rock.


That’s so nice, Wired dudes. Can we have an article about Nikola Tesla, next?

Nat Geo is the shit — literally

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle at 9:34 am by George Smith

Continuing in yesterday’s vein, the LA Times blogging ninnies jump on the bandwagon, because talking about how many American believe in really stupid things and how American entertainment cleverly caters to them is just so … much … fun! As opposed to demoralizing.

LAT:

Not only do more than 80 million Americans believe that UFOs exist, many are not afraid of an alien drop-in, according to a new study.

As part of its new “Chasing UFOs” series, the National Geographic Channel conducted a poll to assess Americans’ views on the paranormal. The study found that 11% of those polled firmly believed they’d spotted a UFO.

In addition, most of those polls said they would regard a minor alien invasion as only a minor inconvenience. And most expect the visitors to be “E.T.”-type friendly, according to a news release on the study.

Number of stories on National Geographic’s Alien invasion/Chasing UFO’s garbage in the Google news tab: 6,400.

That’s a gold medal record for dog excrement!

“The ‘Aliens Among Us’ survey was conducted with a random nationwide sample of 1,114 Americans from May 21 to 29. The margin of error is plus or minus 2.9%.” it reads. “‘Chasing UFOs’ will premiere at 9 p.m. Friday on the National Geographic Channel.”

And they are not worth the dust a rude wind might blow in their faces.


In the real world, SCOTUS screwed over the Tough Crowd in upholding Obamacare. Civil society 1, Heevahavas 0, at least for now.

06.27.12

The dogshit that is National Geographic

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle at 2:09 pm by George Smith

It’s hard to differentiate the many Rocky Mountain ranges of dogshit in American society. What parts of it, or which shows, are the worst?

Somehow, this year, National Geographic has distinguished itself in this matter.

First, there was the cable tv “hit,” the pandering Doomsday Preppers, monetizing the pemmican-stockpiling armed-to-the-teeth white trash right wing kooks of the United States.

Now this, another rotten reality show, publicized on the news hook: Which man, Obama or Mitt Romney, would be better at fighting an alien invasion?

From the wire:

In the event that Bill Pullman isn’t available, two-thirds of respondents to a new survey say that President Barack Obama would be better suited to handle an alien invasion than presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney.

“We wanted the pulse on people’s opinions,” said Brad Dancer, senior vice president of research and digital media for National Geographic, who conducted the survey for the new series “Chasing UFOs.” “We wanted to get a sense of how Americans view UFOs, what people believe and how mainstream pop culture may or may not be playing into their opinions on it.”

Nearly 65 percent of respondents said Obama would be better suited to handle a theoretical alien invasion than Romney …

Six years ago I was interviewed for a part in a reality TV show.

I thought the pandering was bad then. The show, as billed, was to put together a team of “scientists” — or at least people who appear to look sort of like scientists to stupid people — to investigate whether things like UFO, Mothman, and other sightings were, ahem, fact or faked.

The correct science answer is they’re all faked, or imagined, or something else rational. And no real scientists waste their time on such things.

Assembling a team of “entertainers” to tease an audience on such issues is a disservice. It is not right to coddle the beliefs of idiots or encourage their manias. Doing it puts you on the side of evil, even if it’s just television and you need the money.

Six years gone by and it’s worse, ‘fact or faked’ being an industry standard. But at least I don’t even have to endure the commercials anymore.

I gave up cable and network tv shortly after viewing Doomsday Preppers.

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