05.04.12

From the economy that produces nothing…

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle, Decline and Fall at 4:06 pm by George Smith

Still collapsing job markets include lousy minimum pay work at big box retail stores because nobody’s buying except the halves. Also, lousy minimum and sub-minimum pay work in childcare has been hurt. Economic collapse has forced families to rely on grandparents who do it for free. Or they can do it themselves because someone in the family has been de-jobbed again.

Also, gambling is off. Because the gambler cohort, those that go to Atlantic City on the party bus for the weekend, have been hit hard by firings. Plus, having seen their wages compressed and the cost of living escalate by a few inches, they’ve lost even the little gold they formerly threw away at casinos.

Hospitality work is also not happening. Because that Discover America dog I mentioned last weekend just won’t hunt.

These quotes are bleakly humorous, but not intentionally so:

“The gambling industry is not showing much growth,??? says Gregg Mulholland, analyst with Sageworks, a financial information company. A spokeswoman for the American Gaming Association — which represents casinos and, therefore, only one-third of the amusement and gaming sector — says employment was largely flat …


With childcare costs increasing and income growth stagnant, more grandparents have stepped in to look after young children – roughly 40% to 60% of those living within 30 minutes of their grandchildren now provide some care …

Worth special mention is Apple. No one ever mentions how much job loss Apple is responsible for in this country — and I’m not speaking of the iStuff manufacturing sent to China — but the employment destroyed because of the ubiquity of GarageBand and similar things.

Now you may think the wide distribution of cheap digital recording software has been a boon. Think a little more deeply about it and consider how well served society is when everyone who can make music, but maybe shouldn’t, does it anyway.

The software contributed to a radical devaluation, not only of the making of music, but also in any employment associated with it, transferring what was left of the spoil, to Apple.

So while there has been much demonstrable creative destruction, the creative replacement of that which was ruined with compensating value has been much harder to categorize.

The salient graph:

Jobs in motion picture and recording have remained stagnant over the last three months, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics. The slowdown in hiring is partly seasonal, as some of TV shows end their productions this time of year, says producer Jonathan Taplin, a member of the Academy of Motion Picture, Arts and Sciences. Digital music recording equipment like Pro Tools and Apple’s software package GarageBand, which was launched by Apple in 2004, have also replaced some studio jobs in the music industry, he says. “Digital technology is pretty much killing the standalone recording studio business,??? says Taplin, who is also director of the University of Southern California’s Annenberg Innovation Lab, an arts and media research group. “Every band has much higher quality tools on a Mac than we had with 24-track tape in the 1970s or even five years ago …”

Fuck the guy from USC, I’m using recording software I bought well over five years ago. On a PC, not a Mac.

What might have been more perceptive an observation is that each copy of Apple’s Final Cut Pro video-making software transfers a substantial amount of money to Apple without enabling many sucked into buying it to recoup their investment. Because the economy now dictates that all video and music be free.

Unless you siphon it though Apple iTunes and pay an enabler site to put it there. Then somebody gets theirs, it’s just not you. The enabler and Apple divide your tithe right before they plant you way out back and six feet under in the vast on-line digital market.

If Apple and the technologies of creative destruction give the working majority any more help like this — well, most just won’t need it ever again.


Done without Apple’s “help.”

“We are facing a very difficult transition from manufacturing to a service economy. We have failed to manage that transition smoothly. If we don’t correct that mistake, we will pay a very high price. Already, the average American is suffering from the failed transition.” — Joseph Stiglitz, economist and Nobel laureate.

Cracking explosively under slight pressure

Posted in Extremism, Ted Nugent at 11:47 am by George Smith


The last two weeks have taken a toll on Ted Nugent.

The bleeped parts: “[If] you can find a screening process more powerful than that, I’ll suck your dick” and “Or I’ll fuck you …”

Most of the news pieces include a bit that Nugent had to be “rushed” to the hospital for a kidney stone problem after the interview.

Coulda always canceled and saved himself the extra grief.

I’d say get well soon, Ted, but you’d all know I’m not sincere. “And have many more,” now that’s a different matter.


This is another one that’s going to hurt Ted in the wallet. It’s one thing to be vile on-stage in some dive bar or casino in the hinterland, in a camera phone video uploaded to YouTube. It’s quite another to tell a woman off camera, in a fit of rage, that you’ll ‘fuck’ her for family-oriented network television.

Everyone will get a chance to see — finally — what Ted’s really like.

And as more and more people see it they’ll be having second thoughts about Ted’s fitness as entertainment at the county fairs. They won’t be buying that bunk about taking deathly sick children on their last fishing trips. In fact, they’ll be appalled by the thought of Ted with their children.

Manners!

Taking out the trash

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle at 9:18 am by George Smith

After a week or so of posting on how to take out the trash on Facebook, the ‘friend’ list is purged to less than 50 percent of its former size. Getting rid of one layer of picture/article/charticle spammers at a time, only to reveal still another, like the peeling of an onion.

Once you get going you realize you’ll have to give at least 90 percent of them the chop. Alternatively, you can demote individuals in your feed with Facebook’s option to see only their ‘most important’ updates. However, for the most efficient and highly rated Facebook spammers in your list, it may not work.

You’ll again wonder why I’m actually on Facebook.

Facebook is for bootlicks and gobble-wallahs, and like the other super social network — Twitter — it’s principal demographic is people who are easily offended by criticism and hard words from anyone who is not an officially designated celebrity or authority figure. Daily, Facebook astonishes with hordes of Americans imprinted with a stupid-from-eating-lead-paint-chips-as-a-child Norman Vincent Peale-like belief that, above all else, it’s important to be sunny no matter how wretched and intelligence-insulting conditions get.

The ‘thumbs down’ has no constituency on Facebook.

So the social network and me — a terrible match.

Why then?

I stupidly followed someone else’s advice.


On Facebook — from the archives.

05.03.12

The bin Laden No-Prize

Posted in Bioterrorism, Ricin Kooks, War On Terror at 4:28 pm by George Smith

The US military, through a West Point terrorism training school, released documents seized during the Osama bin Laden raid, a year ago this week. Readers know that despite the formidable achievement, for which the President deserves a great deal of credit, there has been no bin Laden dividend. The 99 percent has seen no benefit from his killing. The war, if anything, has accelerated with more drone assassinations and special operations work.

The original No-Prize was invented by Stan Lee of Marvel Comics. It was a way to say ‘atta-boy,’ a symbolic air prize totally without worth. And that’s the bin Laden doc release by the US government.

At the time of the raid the media, fed by government minders, dutifully reported that a “trove” of materials had been seized in the bin Laden compound.

Physically, perhaps it was true. However, the released of 17 declassified documents today, constituting over 170 pages of translated-into-English letters is a dud.

They are not particularly interesting. For example, in document “SOCOM-2012-0000004T” there is much trivial discussion on which media outlets in the US should get al Qaeda’s propaganda messages for the tenth anniversary of 9/11. Fox News is written off.

“[CNN] seems to be in cooperation with the government more than the others (with the exception of Fox News),” the letter reads, penned by American-turned al Qaeda man Adam Gadahn to bin Laden. The Arabic version of CNN, he writes, is somewhat better.

In the end Gadahn makes the recommendation that every news channel receive a copy of Ayman Zawahiri’s 9/11 anniversary speech.

“Except for Fox News, let her die in her anger.” It is inadvertently funny.

Gadahn also recommends a few journalists by name — all them of seemingly cocked up in some interesting way.

There is “Brian Russ” — he means ABC’s Brian Ross. And “Simon Hirsh,” presumably Pulitzer winner Seymour Hersh.

Finally, also on the list is “Jerry Van Dyke.”

I leave only a picture for readers to determine why this is hilarious.

Were bin Laden and Adam Gadahn fans of re-runs of My Mother the Car? It is hard to know.

The other observation to be made is that being the preferred journalists of al Qaeda is like getting a recommendation from a colony of flesh-eating bacteria.

The remote possibility exists that some of the material has been doctored by the US government for the express purpose of humiliation.

Readers can zip out to Cryptome here, to see for themselves. But it’s mostly rancid old mutton, passed off as veal for a day or two in the mainstream media.

It shows again how short al Qaeda was on talent. It just adds to the picture that over a decade of war history had passed bin Laden and his terror men by.

Last year the picture was of bin Laden, alone in his compound, writing letters to his minions, missives ignored. Much like Hitler in the Fuhrer bunker near the end, moving formations that no longer existed on a room’s map table, no one daring to point out the obvious.

There are big differences, of course. In the grand scheme of history, Hitler still makes bin Laden look like a piker.

In sharp contrast, many Americans still know some of the famous names of US generals from WWII. Movies were made about them.

Nobody down ladder knows the names of the men who killed bin Laden. They may know the name of the dog on the mission — Cairo — because it was convenient publicity.

Americans can’t name the commanding generals in any of the theaters of war where there is action against al Qaeda or the Taliban. And they will never be able to do so because no one cares.

Glorious memorable movies will not be made. The war will go on, somewhere, always.

This is the way the military machine has made things. If there are any men or women of stature among them aghast at the length of the conflict and how millions upon millions of their countrymen have been economically disenfranchised and cast into ruin on the home front while they have continued to meaninglessly fight on, we will never hear it.

Instead, every week or so, you get to read things like this:

The nation’s top military officer told Harvard’s Kennedy School Thursday that despite the death of Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden, the exit of longtime dictators from the world stage, and no mortal enemy in the form of a nation-state the United States is more vulnerable.

Army General Martin E. Dempsey, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told students at a forum on the Cambridge campus that even though the world appears to enjoy greater stability and interdependence, threats looming beneath the surface — from cyber warfare to the proliferation of long-range missiles — actually place American security at greater risk.

“The truth is, I believe I am chairman at a time that seems less dangerous but is actually more dangerous,??? Dempsey said, according to a copy of his prepared remarks. “That’s the essence of what I like to call the security paradox.???

Dempsey, who took on the role as top military adviser to President Obama last fall, has been criticized for asserting that the international scene poses greater harm than at any time in his lifetime – even the Cold War when the destruction of much of humanity loomed as a possible consequence of the nuclear standoff between superpowers.

A week from now no readers will remember this man’s name, only that yet another bit of exaggerated insane trash was passed off as wisdom from an expert.

We do not need or train good military leaders. They are only needed to ensure the machine continues to grind.


Why this blog exists

A scholarly report issued by the Mineta Transportation Institute at San Jose State entitled Carnage Interrupted: An Analysis of Fifteen Terrorist Plots Against Public Surface Transportation cites yours truly in the footnotes.

This is because I did primary research on the infamous London ricin plot.
The report, written by Brian Michaal Jenkins, a counter-terror expert and former Green Beret covers it, although under the label — Heathrow Express Ricin Plot.

“The trial of the defendants did not establish any link to al Qaeda or Zarqawi,” writes Jenkins. “Since all but one of the nine held for trial were acquitted, we can only speculate that at least some of them may have thought as part of the global jihadist enterprise.”

Or maybe not. For the text Jenkins eschews the political dimension of the case — which was its primary reason for being in the news in the first place.

The castor beans seized in no way could have been made into a WMD, or even a weapon that would have killed many. Jenkins grasps this.

In a reaction to a Scotland Yard officer’s claim that it “was going to be our 9/11,” Jenkins writes:

“This was a gross exaggeration of what was a terrorist fantasy, or at most, an amateurish scheme. The Heathrow Express plotters possessed no ricin and their planned method of disbursal was dubious.”

And we know this because I explained it in this country, at Globalsecurity.Org, first. No one else. I had the materials from the trial because I was consulted while it was going on and furnished the defense council with materials that were used to make part of the case concerning the nature of the poison recipes.

Jenkins still comes up a bit short on what ricin actually is, however. He writes that it might pose some hazard if smeared on handrails or doorhandles.

He knows ricin is not a contact poison and cannot be absorbed through the skin. But if there were open cuts on the hand?

No. If such were the case it would have been impossible to work in castor mills, work in castor plant fields, or handle castor mash — which was often packaged as fertilizer and used in mostly futile attempts to kill insect pests. Fatalities would have resulted.

In castor powder, which is all anyone has ever produced from castor seeds outside of fully-equipped biochemistry labs where people know what they’re doing, there is simply not enough ricin to make that a realistic hazard.

Eating it, however, is another matter. And there are times when people have tried to poison one another in domestic criminal cases with it.

The Heathrow Express/London ricin plot was a huge deal, politically. The Bush administration conspicuously used it to push for war in Iraq, making the claim that the UK poison ring — actually, Kamel Bourgass — was connected to al Qaeda in Iraq. It was in a slide used to present evidence that Saddam Hussein’s Iraq was in league with al Qaeda.

Indeed, the UK prosecution’s initial strategy was try and tie the poison recipes of Kamel Bourgass to materials seized from al Qaeda hideouts in Kandahar and Kabul. They failed in this because that’s not where the poison recipes seized in the London ricin trial were from.

Nevertheless, the Carnage Averted monograph is a worthy read on a collection of failed terrorist plots.

It is here.

Be sure to check “endnotes” 24 and 25. There I am, a thorn in everyone’s side, for getting it right first. And that’s why this blog.


Tin of castor seeds in London ricin trial. WMD connected to al Qaeda? Utterly ludicrous.

al Qaeda Epic Fail

Posted in Bioterrorism, War On Terror at 10:45 am by George Smith

Inspire magazine, while not meant to be an al Qaeda joke, has always been easy to brush off. It’s been an example of how al Qaeda has had a serious problem with recruitment filled as it is with wishful thinkers and fantasies on terror that will never come true. Al Qaeda, for practical purposes, is operationally dead. As far as the 99 percent and middle class America is concerned, it poses no serious threat.

Al Qaeda has been whittled down by American might over a decade of war. The US employs more money and manpower hunting it than it needs to destroy a handful of medium-sized nations.

Al Qaeda, while not gone, just does not matter. Jihadists may got lucky now and then in the future. But there won’t be any game changers with regards to the progeny of Osama bin Laden. The history book has closed on this chapter although the US war machine will continue to prosecute it.

Today then, news of the latest issues of Inspire — inspiring only laughter if you have any sense.

From ABC:

The men who launched al Qaeda’s English-language magazine may have died in a U.S. missile strike last fall, but “Inspire” magazine lives on without them — and continues to promote jihadi attacks on Western targets, offering detailed advice on how to start huge forest fires in America with timed explosives and how to build remote-controlled bombs …

But issue nine carries equally lethal advice, with “It Is of Your Freedom to Ignite a Firebomb,” which gives detailed instructions on how to ignite an “ember bomb” in a U.S. forest, recommending Montana because of the rapid population growth in wooded areas.

“In America, there are more houses built in the [countryside] than in the cities,” says the writer, who uses the pseudonym The AQ Chef. “It is difficult to choose a better place [than] in the valleys of Montana.”

Readers know US terror beat reporters are panderers. And stupid.

They choose not to point out the total cluelessness of the al Qaeda man.

More houses are built in the urban environment than in the woods. That’s a fact.

I live in southern California. In Pasadena. Where I can look outside and see the mountains, and the houses built right up to them and on their lower slopes. Every year southern California has fires, some of them set by arsonists. These fires burn down homes, frequently lots and lots of them.

Population of Montana: 998,199

Population of LA County: 9,830,420

Doh!

The al Qaeda men writing for Inspire have obviously never actually been to the United States.

They just wishfully think it would be good, and really terrorizing, if someone could like, uh, start a couple fires in … wait for it … Montana!

Where they’d be put out right away. Al Qaeda apparently cannot even scan net news archives for stories where fires do get out of control in states where lots of people live — like here, or … well. Do it yourself.

Inspire only shows two things — that al Qaeda is virtually destroyed and that US war-on-terror reporters are crap. The latter has been known for a long time.

The ABC news story, and others, note the new issues of Inspire are “riddled” with spelling errors.

Another idiot’s story from ABC tries to raise the fear that Al Qaeda might attack with bio-weapons:

One of al Qaeda’s most prominent radical clerics may have been killed in a drone strike last year, but his words appear to have lived on in a new issue of al Qaeda’s English-language magazine in which he calls for biological attacks against the U.S.

“The use of chemical and biological weapons against population centers is allowed and is strongly recommended,” U.S.-born Anwar al-Awlaki is quoted as saying in one of two new issues of the Inspire magazine.

Al Qaeda has never had any bioweapons capability. It is a fiction although the terror agency’s desire to have them is not.

What’s left of it, a small number of kooks and feebs worldwide, apparently continues to call for the wishful manufacture of biological weapons because its people, who are not very discerning, read everything about it in western news. And they have come to believe that because so many stories assert that it its elementary to produce biological weapons, someday it will be easy for them. Or it will fall into someone’s hands, magically, or something like that.

Reality, on the other hand, has not been kind to the group in this matter.

Everything wished for in Inspire has never happened. The only interesting issue was the one which covered, after the fact, the al Qaeda plan to bomb UPS and FedEx jets with bombs hidden in toner cartridges.

That plan didn’t work, either. In fact, I made a short song about it which is now the most viewed DD video on YouTube because it comes up when anyone searches for the UPS “logistics song,” now famous through commercials.

Go ahead. Watch it again! Have a laugh! It even includes screen shots from an old Inspire!

I did it for the LULZ.

However, my favorite Inspire plan was the one that suggested running over people with a Ford F-150 pick-up truck with a snow shovel on the front bumper.

On Inspire and al Qaeda — from the archives.

Morning Gospel

Posted in Bombing Paupers, Culture of Lickspittle, Extremism at 8:22 am by George Smith

Teaching from The Compleat Sayings of American Jesus, MMXII:

Tolerate not the Sodomites for they are like vermin, infectious, and will make you into a homo, too.


If you have gold and your hole is kept clean, you will never be bombed or imprisoned.


Build flying robotic swords and send them to smite the piss ants and innocents for both are troublesome.


Gather much gold because it is like the sun shining in Heaven.


Blessed are the wealthy for only that which falls from their tables creates more retail service workers and waiters.

05.02.12

Saint Mark and his ‘life-saving tool’

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle, Phlogiston at 11:28 am by George Smith

The life-saving tool, with everyone lined up to coo in delight, because that’s what we do in this country, for the wealthiest of swells. With Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook, everything is an example of author Paul Fussell’s BAD — the witless or trivial applauded as profound and wonderful, held up as examples of the best the country has to offer.

So yesterday Mark Zuckerberg played to the national lickspittle crowd, as usual, with his new “organ donation tool.”

Is Mark thinking it will get him the Nobel, or perhaps a great inventor/discoverer and humanitarian award alongside the doctors, Jonas Salk and Albert Sabin, who came up with the vaccines for polio?

Only Zuckerberg is more efficient and tight, needing a few lines of code to mark on your Facebook profile that you wish to donate your organs.

Of course, if you don’t have work or an insurance plan and you need an organ transplant, it won’t help. But you can still let Facebook know that you’ll donate your organs to the people who have medical insurance and need your liver or heart.

Remember to keep your wall info current so they know where to pick up your body.

Big ups, Saint Mark Zuckerberg! Ten million likes!

Instead of noting at the mortuary, or in the car wreck, or in the hospital room, that the license pulled from the wallet on your corpse shows you to be an organ donor upon departing the earthly existence, they can just fire up Facebook and tell. (Note that so extensive was all the bootlicking, the link for driver licenses/organ donors’ search term has to be crafted with “-Zuckerberg” to get his contaminating mug out of the picture gallery.)

If they know your login and password. Damn! It’s not in the sticky note pasted on the morgue monitor!

Well, anyway, as soon as you’re dead, through the power of magic, perhaps the life-giving Facebook tool will notify the nearest organ reclamation center near you with an automatic e-mail.

And hopefully it won’t get sent to the junk folder and they’ll arrive within that short window of time before you become too rotten to use. And that they’ll believe it’s really you that’s dead, not someone else who is either pretending to be you in cyberspace, or with a similar name the Facebook search engine returned.

Mark’s life-giving Facebook tool, much like the invention of the telephone by Alexander Graham Bell. The telephone, a life-giving tool, has saved millions and millions of lives during its existence, so who can say what the future holds for Mark’s few lines of code!

And the computer keyboard! Let’s not forget the inventor of the software driver that sends the tapping of text to the lowly computer!

Or the app in your iPhone that speed dials 911 because it can connect you one or two entire seconds faster than you can manually. That must certainly be a life-giving tool, too!

Well, anyway, Mark’s tool — thought up in minutes just chatting over dinner about children who need organ transplants! Maybe after a few glasses of really good wine. God knows what the this man will come up with next when he really sets his mind to it!

But wait … I’m feeling a pain … in my arm … getting hard … to … breathe! Tell the people to come. And … that … I … wish to … be … an organ donor … in payment … for all the mean and thoughtless things … I have said!!

Tell ’em not to take my heart because that’s what’s failing. But the spleen, that’s in really good condition.

National Lickspittle Day proclaimed! Huzzah!

Posted in Decline and Fall, Extremism at 9:42 am by George Smith

On Loyalty National Lickspittle Day, we rededicate ourselves to the common good, to the cornerstones of liberty, equality, and justice more vigorous bootlicking and to the unending pursuit in the unbending pursuit of a more perfect Union of leaving things just the way they are, never getting anything done, except for odious and empty stuff like this.

In order to recognize the American spirit of loyalty and the sacrifices that so many have made for our Nation ass-kissing, apple-polishing and brown-nosing, the Congress, by Public Law 85-529 as amended, has designated May 1 of each year as “Lickspittle Day.” On this day, let us reaffirm our allegiance to the United States of America, our Constitution, and our we display our founding true values.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim May 1, 2012, as Lickspittle Day. This Lickspittle Day, I call upon all the people of the United States to join in support of this national observance …

From whitehouse.gov.

Rich Man’s Burden — the state edition

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle, Decline and Fall at 9:11 am by George Smith

Lay the scourge upon those in want for if not, they will only desire more.” — from the Complete Sayings of American Jesus, in the year of our Lord, MMXII, at age 31.

Hot from the nation’s Dept. of Ensuring Fairness In Revenue Collection from the Indigent, , the five states where the progressive local governments tax those below the poverty line as much as they can:

1. Alabama is one of the country’s poorest states, and it taxes its poor residents’ incomes the most. The state has a poverty rate of 17.4 percent, which is among the nation’s highest. It also has the fifth-lowest median household income. A family of four at the poverty line must pay $548 in income taxes. This amount has consistently increased since 1994. Additionally, Alabama has the second-lowest tax threshold in the country. A single-parent family of three making $9,800 — or 55 percent of the group’s poverty level of $17,922 — remains subject to income tax.


2. Illinois taxes families of four making 57 percent of the poverty level. This means that a family earning $13,100 a year must pay income tax. Due to state fiscal issues, Illinois raised its flat income tax rate from 3 percent to 5 percent in 2011. This caused income taxes for a family of four at the poverty line to increase by $322. However, the state plans to fully implement tax credits for low-income families by 2013, which “will almost completely offset the impact of the income tax increase for poor families,??? according to CBPP.

What swell people! They’ll implement a tax credit by next year, maybe!

Rounding out the ‘top 5’, Hawaii, Oregon and Georgia.

Atlas Stooged

Posted in Phlogiston at 8:31 am by George Smith

Through the inadvertent magic of streamed keyword advertising, on the Krugman blog at the New York Times, today:

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