05.17.12
Morning Gospel
Mr. Dan: Where have you been?
Dogboy: Celebrating Obama’s. . . slightly-delayed civil rights triumph!
Mr. Dan: You mean his attack on society, God and the Bible!
Dogboy: Whoa! I didn’t know he did all that!
Mr. Dan: The Bible is very clear about this, Dogboy!
Dogboy: Oh, you mean the part about not eating shrimp?
Mr. Dan: No, the relationship part!
Dogboy: Oh! Between an ass and an ox?
Mr. Dan: Nnno! Not that part, the part about traditional marriage!
Dogboy: Ooh! And wives submitting to their Husband-Lords?
Run, don’t walk, to Mark Fiore’s latest animation, Pray for Reign.