05.22.12
Product placement
Nugent, using his column at the right wing website Human Events, for product placement:
If it were not for this crazy out of control corrupt government, my life would literally be perfect. Even my agonizingly painful battered knees are livable, but the enemies of America infesting our government have got to go …
In fact, as the greatest most enjoyable rock-n-roll tour of my life throttles intensely all across America on through the end of the summer 2012, I am doing more media interviews all the time and finally feel that America is slowly but surely waking up to the level of criminal abuse of power and corruption in the Obama administration and so prevalent across this otherwise great country …
Me, I get up as early every day as my weary old rock-n-roll bones allow me to, share a cup of Nuge Java … hit the laptop to answer my tsunami of Emails [sic] and send out my recent interviews and writings to all my editors …
There is always a little repair work to perform here and there, maybe a limb or branches to chainsaw off the fence or off the trails, a little Hang Em High feeder or water-crossing touch-up, and I usually fire-up the Challenger tractor and groom the lanes with my Road Boss grader …
Through our Sunrize Safaris, I guide hundreds of hunters each fall and winter at our Texas and Michigan hunting grounds, plus my annual adventures at the YO Ranch, Kenedy Ranch and Stasney’s Cook Ranch as well …
Live to fight, fight to live. Live
free or dieto buy Nuge Java and book my hunt at Stasney’s Cook Ranch or die.
I’ve never actually seen so many endorsements one’s businesses and the products of others disguised as a 700 word opinion column. It’s eye-watering.
Although Ted uses chainsaws, sadly, no official endorsement yet. I am told that Ted is in negotiations for having his likeness used with the definition for “oaf” in the next edition of the Webster’s Dictionary.