05.24.12

Offal

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle, Rock 'n' Roll at 1:54 pm by George Smith

“[Unintentional comedy] thrives; indeed writers are hardly needed to invent outrageous events.”

Tom Cruise as a 20-30-ish rock star singing Bon Jovi, propped up by AutoTune, shirt off, a fake tattoo on his tit. Intended — Hollywood Strip rock action. Result — closer to Al Pacino in “Cruising.”

And Paul Giamatti, the perpetually melancholy wine snob slob in Sideways.

Soundtrack music by ringers performing not-quite-authentically-right hair metal band hits you’re still buried under.

A trailer that makes the eyes water from the smell of dogshite.

1 Comment

  1. bonze blayk said,

    June 7, 2012 at 7:15 am

    Oh. My. God.