05.24.12
Offal
“[Unintentional comedy] thrives; indeed writers are hardly needed to invent outrageous events.”
Tom Cruise as a 20-30-ish rock star singing Bon Jovi, propped up by AutoTune, shirt off, a fake tattoo on his tit. Intended — Hollywood Strip rock action. Result — closer to Al Pacino in “Cruising.”
And Paul Giamatti, the perpetually melancholy wine snob slob in Sideways.
Soundtrack music by ringers performing not-quite-authentically-right hair metal band hits you’re still buried under.
A trailer that makes the eyes water from the smell of dogshite.
bonze blayk said,
June 7, 2012 at 7:15 am
Oh. My. God.