03.11.10

No More Vampire Movies Daddy, Please!

Posted in Phlogiston, Rock 'n' Roll at 8:59 am by George Smith

Less clownish rock band with pretty girl making Faustian deals. Way less Iggy Pop.

Now, Iron Man 2 is more like it, making better use of heavy metal and rock star metaphors.

Iron Man set to AC/DC.

Mickey Rourke as The Wrestler as the Bounty Hunter as Whiplash, originally one of the “ten crappiest Iron Man villains” ever. Well-explained here.

And Don Cheadle as War Machine. Doesn’t he seem a little small for the part to you? War Machine was big and mighty, like the young Jim Brown. Ah, Robert Downey’s wee, too, and he works splendidly as Tony Stark.

Tipped by Armchair Generalist, someone with a good eye. The second trailer is cooler than the first.

Guaranteed to spawn too many US military officers and analysts telling magazines and newspapers America needs its defense contractors to make something like that. To limit collateral damage in the war on terror, of course.

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