06.22.12
iJunk makes Stupid
iJunk, ensconced as the pricey consumer electronics equivalent of PowerPoint, selling the idea that just be jerking off for five minutes and uploading to YouTube, you can rule the world. Think I’m exaggerating? This, in my e-mail, today — how to make yourself sound like a totally lame imitation of Kraftwerk in 1977.
No orange shirts, no cred, but excellence in self-gratification and nerd bait.
