08.02.12
Little Tommy Atkins
Good news, lads. Good news! A buffoon to rival the ‘Mericans.
Bradley Wiggins promised to forgo the traditional flute of champagne when he won the Tour de France. The British cyclist made up for it after winning an Olympic gold medal with a booze binge …
”Getting wasted,” he posted on Twitter along with a picture of himself posing with a drink and flashing a V for victory with St. Paul’s Cathedral gleaming in the background …
”Blind drunk at the minute and overwhelmed,” he posted later. ”It’s been emotional.” — from the wire
Then there’s the King of All Buffoons — who talks much more than he wins.