08.02.12
Afternoon Gospel
Unintentionally hilarious line, from one of the thousands of stories on the horde of angry white overweight people proudly showing Chick-fil-A that they, too, hate teh gays:
For many Americans, the idea of eating “forbidden fruit” like fried chicken sandwiches and french [fries] already taps into a rebellious spirit.
“You get that confluence,” [some nobody] said. “This food is under threat already, and then you have these other currents going on.”
Truly, I say to you, for hating on the Sodomites, today you will be with me and Mike Huckabee in the paradise of Chick-fil-A. — Chapter 1, The Compleat Sayings of American Jesus