08.08.12

The guy who talked more than he won

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle at 2:12 pm by George Smith

Bragging his way to a post-Olympic career as one more in the crowd of why I gave up cable TV:

If you’re one of the many people who can’t stand the 28-year-old, there could be a lot of frustration in your future.

Yes, you won’t be able to wait for the show where Ryan Lochte hosts competitive eaters challenged with palmetto bugs from Florida or a weekly contest to determine who are the best Call Me Maybe lipsynchers.

Or perhaps a Leonard Nimoy-like In Search Of … not just ghosts, but UFO’s too.

Or a show to be called “Stink!” explaining the science behind lighting farts, the bad odors emitted by dead animals in the road, and the chemistry of over the counter laxatives and enemas.

The list of potentials is astounding.

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