08.11.12
The Parody (continued)
Saturday has turned into an embarrassment of riches. Between the new Gekko/Galt ticket and Ted Nugent’s campaigning for it, the laughs just keep coming.
Ted Nugent:
We are heartbroken that the basis of the U.S. Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the 10 Commandments and the Golden Rule has been abandoned for a terrible socialism that has ruined every life it’s come in contact with …
Everybody dead in Aurora was unarmed and helpless. Everybody dead in Milwaukee was unarmed and helpless … That’s what gun control is . . . It’s literally opening the door as wide as possible for evil to do to unarmed and helpless victims what they want.
Mitt Romney made the terrible mistake of banning a certain type of firearm in the past — what they call assault weapons, which is not what they are. But he has seen the light … I spoke with him at length. I am convinced in my absolutist Second Amendment heart and soul that Mitt Romney will never even consider any more infringements on guns, ammo, fire power, access of guns ever again for Americans. He’s learned his lesson … Compared to Barack Obama and his team, Mitt Romney is indeed Michael the Archangel.
Nice bit slyly referencing the Prez as Satan, Ted. Never saw that one coming, no sir.
The entire interview, on video at NewsMax, is here.
In it Nugent also espouses the crackpot’s Agenda 21 theory that the UN is conspiring to take small arms and everything else away from American citizens. Developed by the John Birch Society, it has crept into the mainstream as part of the awesome parcel of insane rubbish believed by Tea Party Republicans.