08.17.12
The Stud
He coulda been a professional skier. He’s a bow-hunting he-man of the back woods. He does a routine of jumping jacks and stretching every morning called P90Btfsplk. He’s really cut. Or he’s the ‘before’ pic in an old comic book ad for a body-building scheme.
Which of these is most likely true? Clue: When DC journalists who resemble pantywaists are writing about the alleged physical might of others …