11.07.12
Nugent’s head explodes
I would have paid a movie fare to see the blood squirt from the corners of Ted Nugent’s eyes like a Texas horned toad before the man collapsed in a heap on the floor in Waco. I have heard Nugent is on an obscure Turkish painkiller called Wallot to control the agony of exploding kidney stones from decades of over-consumption of fatty hog meat and diet soda. Wallot can loosen inhibitions leading to crazy outbursts of reptile-like hissing and subsequent unconsciousness.
And, yes, he did manage to call everyone who voted for Obama a subhuman varmint. The hate is still strong within him.