01.11.13
Living Like John McAfee
Unsurprisingly, the first place ex-anti-virus king John McAfee apparently goes when he hits town is the local naked floozie-watching dive.
Willamette Week, an altie weekly in Portland, reports McAfee is now there, espied at Mary’s Strip Club, posing for pictures with the local fauna.
The guy who’s going to write the famous John McAfee graphic novel, Chad Essley, is still a hanger on. But the millionaire’s Alex Jones interview about Hezbollah using Belize and Nicaragua to pump ricin powder into the US did not survive the news cycle, killed by his interviewer’s now infamous appearance on CNN during the Orange Bowl.
Meet the new whores, same as the old whores.
Next up: Belize said to be buying ballistic missiles from Iran, discovered on laptops given to officials by John McAfee’s ring of sixteen and seventeen year-old Mata-Haris.