02.06.13
WhiteManistan’s Secretary of Ammo even more demented

Having not appeared in the leading newspaper of crazy, the Washington Times, for almost a month, Ted Nugent may have failed down to the right wing news and conspiracy website, WND.
Today, World Net Daily announced a new Nugent column, the Ted Offensive. And only Ted Nugent could be stupid enough to attempt to cop the name of the North Vietnam offensive launched on January 30, 1968, one that informed the United States it would lose in Vietnam.
Ted Nugent, coincidentally, did not serve in Vietnam. But he was not a a simple draft dodger as many assume. His selective service classification indicates he was given a deferment for community college and a later one for an unspecified problem that made him unfit for duty.
But back to the Ted Offensive.
Unsurprisingly, it’s lousy, more of the unconsciously horrendous publicity the right is so good at — screeds that convince everyone not in the tribe that the GOP, the National Rifle Association, Ted Nugent — are insane.
It’s 750 words of conspiracy cant. We live in a socialist/Marxist tyranny and the President is about to ban all gun ownership:
What Sen. Feinstein, VP Biden or President Obama want is more control over Americans. These socialists and Marxists don’t care about mass murder. What they are want is more control, their boots on our necks …
Gun banners will go after handguns next. Liberal propaganda ministers will beat the drum that handguns are more evil than so-called assault weapons, that handguns are only good for killing other human beings.
Banning guns is the means to an end. The end is control, not freedom. They know that they can do whatever they so choose to a disarmed America.
It’s a plot.
The Obama administration and the liberals will end freedom in America, using the methods of a harmless dead man, Saul Alinsky, an obscure dead man who wrote a book Glenn Beck once told his audience would be the blueprint for destroying freedom and old WhiteManistan Ted Nugent’s America of pink tiger-striped AR-15s.
Despite now notorious repeat appearances on CNN (they keep having him on because he’s a cartoon of a ranting bad man) and network television, the last twelve months have not been kind to Nugent.