04.05.13
WhiteManistan’s Top General
At World Net Daily, Ted Nugent outdid himself yesterday. Because the site buries his column, not a lot of people notice the same way they used to when he was in residence at the Washington Times.
Nugent devoted his column to attacking Jim Carrey for the latter’s music video lampoon of Charlton Heston, “Cold Dead Hands.”
The entire column isn’t worth a blink. Except for one line.
Ted, in his attempt to be a funnyman:
Irreverent humor provides me enormous quality of life, and as a big fan of Lenny Bruce, Sam Kinison and Richard Pryor (especially when he was on fire) …
Ahem. Yes, Ted Nugent is certainly the best friend black Americans ever had.
Moving along, I’ve brought you this photo of official Nugent militaria, “a custom Ted Nugent-edition 10mm CQB Elite, with the rocker’s signature engraved into the slide and a handful of other tweaks personally selected by himself, including Wilson Combat Starburst G10 grips and Bulletproof Magwell, a solid medium trigger and a two-tone black and grey Armor-Tuff finish.”
Note the hollow points for maximum stopping power.
When you aim for the trunk of the not-white bad guy or the liberal scum coming out of the city to take your stuff WTSHTF you want the shell to expand and rip a nice big hole in the viscera. So the target falls over immediately and bleeds out.
“This full-custom 1911 pistol exhibits everything Ted wanted in a 10mm defensive and general use handgun and is the only mate in existence to his personal Wilson Combat 10mm,??? reads the piece, an article on an organization called Knife Rights which is raffling off the gun in a money-raiser.
Yes, Knife Rights, the piece informs, fighting alongside the National Rifle Association on the second front, the little known effort to keep the right to own as many bayonets and combat flick knives as you want. Because you never know when you’ll have to use them, preferably on someone smaller.
“The prize 1911 comes with a knife, too, a Wilson Tactical-Hogue Knives Star-Light four-inch tanto tactical folder,” continues the article at GUNS.COM. “Designed to be lightweight and sporting a matching set of G10 grips, the Star-Light is a great everyday-carry piece that sports the same Armor-Tuff finish as Ted’s CQB Elite. The knife retails for $250, and will be autographed by Nugent at the NRA Expo next month.”
Note nice-looking false teeth.
Have you bought your daily gun? — Fiore
The Museum of American History’s WhiteManistan photo collection.