05.03.13
Insufferable Dork Club
Officially eclipses white dudes using iPhones as ersatz harmonicas.
I’m happy to say I haven’t been around anyone like this for more than fifteen minutes in the last five years.
He pulled the insufferable white male tech dork routine in a Paris Mickey D’s and they tossed him in the street, breaking his trinket. And they didn’t care.
Google Glass only less cosmetically annoying by increments.
When will first photo blog of butthurt white guys with their Google Glasses broken show on the net? Wear ’em in the wrong place in southern California or Pasadena.
Yeah, sure, the local police will want to track down your stolen device by its GPS beacon, or review its video to ID who roughed you up for being tech-enhanced nosy.
You’ll never see them at Baja Ranch in Pasadena.
I’ve argued, in different words, that Google is often in the business of catering to the demographic in American society that corresponds to the white male gadget freak/programmer shoeshine army for the 1 percent. And, boy, is this another piece of proof.