06.22.13
Three ricin-making machines
Notify Homeland Security and the press.
Note where ricin paste comes out.
Emits clouds of ricin dusts on demand. Notify Global Strike Drone Command.
Can you spot the American innovation? Not a trick question.
Ask George Smith e-mail: webmaster at dick destiny
Notify Homeland Security and the press.
Note where ricin paste comes out.
Emits clouds of ricin dusts on demand. Notify Global Strike Drone Command.
Can you spot the American innovation? Not a trick question.
Dave Latchaw said,
June 22, 2013 at 9:18 am
Did you notice that Chinese hackers have changed the title of your blog?
George Smith said,
June 22, 2013 at 1:07 pm
Dammit. I knew that some day I would pay for annoying them. And, you know, it’s WordPress, so there’s no way to get crowd-sourced technical help to fix it.
Bonze Anne Rose Blayk said,
June 25, 2013 at 8:44 am
I AM SO SORRY TO CONFESS, Dick, that I have been remiss in “tuning in and turning on” to RICIN MAMA, but am now happy to note that it fulfills the need – as advertised!
BUT
“Why is it always the case that the ‘Hot Ones” are ‘Insufficiently Lethal’?”
Quiz me – or don’t, because I sure don’t know!
thanks sincerely,
– BARB
George Smith said,
June 25, 2013 at 8:58 am
Ricin Mama didn’t actually try hard to kill someone. She was engaged in a kind of clumsy bait and switch theater. Which will probably be part of the defense, along with mental illness.
The most infamous case was the Green woman in the Eighties, She was, however, a raging drunk which may have diminished some of her effectiveness. Nevertheless, she was capable enough to burn her house down, killing her children.