09.25.13
You can’t make satire in America, reality does fine
No humorists necessary. In my e-mail this morning:
Dear Rockers,
This past month our Team Rock Stars program was utilized by three major corporations to much success. We at Rock ‘n’ Roll Fantasy Camp have created a once in a lifetime Team Building and Entertainment program to make your company’s outing, convention, or sales meeting an unforgettable event. Just read below testimonials from our satisfied customers who utilized our program and enjoyed super success. Don’t miss out on an interactive team-building program that rocks!
If you’re looking for an affordable way to add a Rock ‘n’ Roll theme to your event whether it’s team building or a night’s entertainment, call us to discuss your needs and we will be glad to share with you our suggestions to make it an once in a lifetime experience. Check out our page for more information.
“Thank you to you and your team for an incredible Rock Camp at our Soul Media Event down in San Diego. For those journalists who participated, they said it was ‘an experience of a lifetime’. They never want to go on another car maker’s event because ours could not be topped. Your team did a great job bringing them all together and helping them achieve something they never thought they could.???
-Michael Sprague, Executive Vice President, Marketing & Communications for Kia Motors America
“On behalf of the entire team at Kia Motors America, thank you for rocking our world last week in San Diego – the automotive journalists who attended as our special guests had a great time and could not stop talking about their experience the next day as we saw them off for the trip home. From our first call together to talk through a potential partnership to our interaction on-site at the Hard Rock Hotel, the RNRFC team exhibited nothing but a can-do attitude and offered a guarantee that the experience would be a hit, and it most certainly was.???
-Jay Joyer, Executive Vice President for Zeno Group
Our Rock Camp attendees have told us constantly that attending a Rock ‘n’ Roll Fantasy Camp is not only a life changer, but a real experience to learn lessons to run your organization and rock your business.
Or set the needle down around 4:40.