10.12.13

WhiteManistan antique product demonstration

Posted in WhiteManistan at 11:30 am by George Smith

Hunter Thompson, 1970:

“The last really functional weapon that got mentioned in The Police Chief was the Nutcracker Flail, a combination club and pincers about three feet long that can cripple almost anybody. It works like a huge pair of pliers, the officer first flails the living shit out of anybody he can reach … and then, when a suspect falls he swiftly applies the ‘nutcracker’ action, gripping the victim’s neck, extremities or genitals with the powerful pincers at the ‘reaching’ end of the tool, then squeezing until all resistance ceases.”

Onstage about half-way in.

3 Comments

  1. User Hostile said,

    October 13, 2013 at 4:06 pm

    Our two chums bravery in the ghetto is no doubt derived from their many years experience playing [i]Grand Theft Auto[/i]

    Immediately thought of this website:

    http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/.

    A finely written troll piece if there ever was such a thing.

  2. George Smith said,

    October 14, 2013 at 9:36 am

    I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas.

    There were two movies about this a couple years back. And Grand Theft Auto fandom is where this comes from? I’ve only seen the commercials for it.

  3. User Hostile said,

    October 22, 2013 at 10:22 pm

    Another reminder that one should delay a post if one is in a hurry and distracted. And no, GTA fandom is not so much concerned about activities in the ghetto, but more about getting into criminality as a career.

    The tenuous connection was based on a relative who played GTA extensively and seriously believed that “Los Santos” was a realistic depiction of LA (one gigantic ghetto).

    My bad. And pretty embarrassing…as the saying goes, “Nobody knows you’re a dog on the Internet, but everyone knows a jackass.”

    Hee-Haw