05.06.10
Ted the Texas Horned Toad: His eyes squirt blood
Too over-the-top for the Waco, TX, city newspaper, Ted Nugent has a column at the Washington Times.
Where it gets to be more extreme.
It, along with a love letter he wrote form the exteme right wing Human Events two years ago, probably has something to do with why TIME magazine editors asked him to write a one paragraph hagiography of Sarah Palin.
Of course, they probably cut all the real good parts. Or laughers like this one from 2008:
Gov. Palin is an executive. The mark of an effective executive is to surround herself with bright, talented, capable professionals who share her vision to accurately represent the people they work for: Americans.
Anyway, according to one recent Nuge piece in the WaTimes, the Democrats have evil designs on illegals:
You would have to be deaf, dumb and blind not to see that the grand plan of the Democrats is to entrap illegal immigrants by giving them legal status and then enslave and destroy them with numerous Fedzilla handouts …
While I applaud Arizona for its bold and brave new law, putting illegals in jail is the wrong move. That costs too much. I say Arizona should follow its own American hero, Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County.
Sheriff Arpaio keeps crooks in a large outdoor holding facility and makes them sleep in tents. Among other things, he feeds them bologna sandwiches. I hope they are not fresh.
All this from “Immigration Lesson for Numskulls,” of which all not Ted Nugent are guilty of being. Unless you’re giving stale balogna sandwiches to illegals kept in an outdoor tent jail.
And it’s not Wall Street that caused the worldwide economic collapse, it’s the US guvmint. But you saw that coming, right?
America is going bankrupt not because of crooked and unethical Wall Street investment bankers. We are in this financial morass because of a bloated, ineffective, unaccountable and wasteful Fedzilla
I’ll bet the president a backyard beer at the White House that many more Americans would entrust their future to Wall Street bankers than to the elected frauds and idiots who have plundered the national treasury and put America’s future on thin ice.
November is hunting season. No bag limit.
The last time we looked at Ted Nugent, he was Massey Coal’s celebrity talking parrot.
Next week: Ted explains how massive oil spills show American values and uphold freedom.
DD just bought Joan Jett’s photobiography by Todd Oldham. It’s an excellent example of how to grow older playing rock and roll, keep your self-respect and remain a human being.
Instead of turning into a rotted old public disgrace.