03.05.14
Pay no mind to scolds
The Culture of Lickspittle is alight with news of a new reality show set for Sunday, one in which toper actress Lindsay Lohan is scolded as she undergoes an intervention held by Oprah Winfrey.
Would you watch a show of Oprah scolding someone? Would you sit still for a scolding from Oprah? Not unless there was decent money involved. There is the perceptible scent of calculated artifice.
Readers know the WhiteManistan Blues Band has shown a certain fondness for Lindsay Lohan.
Here she is at 2:03 in The National Anthem! It’s one of the best parts, too!
And she also stars, cute as a frosted-tequila-shot-button, in Hooray for the Salvation Army Band. (Google!)
Of course, I’m a fan of the Machete movie.
I don’t see the problem. She could be part of art like this for the next 20 years, easy. That’s longevity no amount of being a good girl can buy.
Keep on keeping on, LiLo.
I now return you to regular programming.