03.12.14

Canned Tongue of Bigot

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle, Ted Nugent, WhiteManistan at 11:33 am by George Smith

Ted Nugent’s Facebook page and Twitter feeds are run by staff, the former primarily for the purpose of peddling merchandise and hunting tourism. And since his double knee replacement surgery Nugent has been quieted, emerging lucid only once on Facebook to announce his ongoing recovery and that it involved a considerable amount of pain.

Today, at the right wing conspiracy theory news site, Newsmax:

Today I will write and record some more killer music, write more killer articles, review the artwork for my new CD, review the military logistics for my 2014 killer tour, edit my killer Spirit of the Wild TV show, check my trapline, train my dogs, conduct media interviews, work on my trucks, shoot my bow and some guns, do my post-double knee replacement surgery therapy, perform various chores on our ranch, and as always, do what I am driven to do in order to live my ultimate American dream of independence to the fullest.

Liar, liar, pants on fire. Nobody does this soon after double-knee replacement surgery.

The graph comes from a longer column, easily something canned, dictated or ghost-written, in which Nugent excoriates all the lazy Americans who won’t work and allegedly don’t want jobs.

It is delivered with the usual Republican Party bigot dog-whistle, the big city where African-American people live, in this case, Detroit.

Ted relates a story from his youth, perhaps apocryphal or exaggerated in some way. (Nugent regularly lies about everything, the most recent example being on CNN before he went into the hospital, delivering since refuted claims that he was a sheriff and often engaged in law enforcement activities with a variety of local agencies as well as the DEA and ATF.)

Nugent’s youthful morality tale has him outperforming two supposedly lazy rivals as a dollar-an-hour gas-pumping kid at a local service station. It’s a good old man’s get-off-my-lawn stem-winder, reminiscent of the kind of thing my grandfather used to love retelling at Thanksgiving get-togethers.

“I remember my first job paid 25 cents an hour … Why can’t young people etc …”

Nugent, excerpted:

Well there ya have it America, especially you lazy bums who so embarrassingly chose to give up looking for work or won’t work at jobs they consider beneath them. Have we become France?

Until America returns to the pride of excellence, productivity, and the pride of earned ownership, we will continue to spiral at high velocity down that suicidal death march of dependency that liberal democrats have brainwashed us into. I remember the real Detroit.

Entitled? Economic equality? Social justice? Are you kidding me? Those two jerks at the gas station sure would have loved to have a Barack Obama negotiate their wages for them …

And here’s an emergency alert for all you bloodsuckers — you are entitled to jack squat.

Yes, Nugent remembers the real Detroit before it was ruined by the blood-sucking other people.


It’s the Republican thing. One of the reasons there is high unemployment is the other people in cities.

Jesus of America, Paul Ryan, today:

House Budget Chairman Paul Ryan (R-WI) previewed his upcoming legislative proposals for reforming America’s poverty programs during an appearance on Bill Bennett’s Morning in America Wednesday, hinting that he would focus on creating work requirements for men “in our inner cities??? and dealing with the “real culture problem??? in these communities. “We have got this tailspin of culture, in our inner cities in particular, of men not working and just generations of men not even thinking about working or learning the value and the culture of work, and so there is a real culture problem here that has to be dealt with,??? he said.

One restores the learned value and culture of work in the mostly-working poor by taking away their food stamps and health care.

Emergency alert for all the blood-suckers.

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