09.01.14
Suck on the Machine Gun — the recreational activity
Straight from the straight-faced reporting of the New York Times comes another bit on machine gun amusement parks in and around Las Vegas.
Why? For the pleasure of WhiteManistan, freedom and the universality of the amateur video spectacle of a 9-year-old child shooting her machine gun instructor dead.
If you insist on being hopeful, that what ails the “country” can be fixed, you have a hard time keeping that mask on right now.
The NYT explains. Yes, white machine gun enthusiasts live in California, where they must feel terribly oppressed:
“We get a lot of people from California and other states that [prohibit] guns, and Europe,??? Mr. Sessions [owner of the Vegas Machine Gun Experience] said. “They can own a basic firearm but not a fully automatic gun.???
The range’s most popular package is the SWAT, where for $169 a shooter can fire 50 rounds of the MP5 submachine gun, the M4 machine gun and any 9 millimeter pistol, always with a trained instructor. The deal also includes eye and hearing protection as well as a T-shirt.
“It gives them an opportunity to shoot a couple of machine guns and a handgun and they walk away pretty excited,??? Mr. Sessions said. “We get married couples who come in and split a package. It’s a thrilling experience they can share together that they couldn’t do anywhere else.???
“This is about having people have a good time and putting a smile on their face,” an owner of one of the ranges told the newspaper.
“You have to ease their fears and you do that by highlighting the safety features,??? another told the Times. “If they do anything wrong, you will be there to correct them.”
No, you can’t guarantee you will be there, as instructor Charles Vacca can no longer say.
There was nothing to do but retitle Dick Destiny’s Gun Nut Folk Tune as Suck on the Machine Gun. You can listen to it at SoundCloud. Be sure to read the description.
Yes, Ted Nugent has done machine gun amusements, too. YouTube has evidence. Perhaps this week’s column at World Net Daily will explain the tragedy of The Last Stop as the fault of there not being enough legal machine gun firing zones, combined with a liberal Saul Alinsky-inspired plan to make all machine gun lovers look dangerous and nuts while continuing to build the nefarious apparatus that will deprive all Americans of freedom.