08.30.16
Old White Coot (continued)
From the My Name is Dick desk, best line of the month: “Most Americans think it’s okay to be an old coot with unpopular opinions.”
This, from a great longform piece by Joe Bob Briggs. When he was on TV introducting B-horror I thought he was hysterically funny. His book of essays, Iron Joe Bob, equally so.
Of course, as we know from the recent convocation of the Illuminati at Bohemian Grove, there are many reasons for Trump’s popularity, but they all come down to one reason, the reason given over and over again, the reason so ingrained into the consciousness of the editor of the Lotus Grove Daily Arapaho that he tells his own readers why they are all ignoramuses and deluded throwbacks.
It’s The Angry White Man…
What a bunch of yahoos. They’re probably working class. We would never let them pledge Kappa. Maybe we should consider some “yahoo speech??? laws. Call Hillary.
Although this condenses it way too much, it’s a real good Culture of Lickspittle takedown. Trust me.