09.19.16

The Opinion of Free-Trade Hating Cat

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle, Made in China at 2:43 pm by George Smith

Free-Trade Hating Cat sez: “I will never again sleep or lay upon an air-conditioner not made in America. I curse Carrier and all like them. This window a/c box is from the time when we still made stuff. I checked.

“And another thing! So-called free-trade resulted in the great cat murder of 2007, when shitty corporate American scum conspired with a Chinese firm to pump up cat and dog food with melamine filler, a plastic poison that caused painful death and heartbreak! I wasn’t alive them but I know an old-timer in the neighborhood who was and he told me it was horrible and he was lucky to still be alive.

“I hate globalism and what it has done to millions of cat owners! Rowrr!”

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