08.06.10

Churlish and Resentful from Playing Dumps

Posted in Extremism, Ted Nugent at 12:24 pm by George Smith

This blog has followed Ted Nugent through his summer tour of firetraps, casinos and brokedown fairgrounds in the hinterlands. They seem like a century’s worth of downfall away from 1978 and headlining status at California Jam II. It’s even a long trudge from when DD saw him with Damn Yankees at the Allentown Fairgrounds.

The Dubuque newspaper sent someone to his latest, a performance in that town’s “Mississippi Moon Bar.” The journalist notices Ted can’t control his contempt for people not like him, so this particular gig warms his heart.

“Some fans flock to see Ted Nugent not only for his music but also his in-your-face, sometimes racially tinged commentary,” reads the newspaper’s subhed.

The Ted bon mot:

“There’s a lot of white people in this crowd — I like that! (Dubuque) is a white town.”

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Many of the concertgoers sported cowboy hats and camouflage.


In Ted’s last two columns for the WaTimes — no links — he has furnished no less than four paragraph-long run-on sentences.

It’s Nugent’s anti-talent.

And the best way to describe it is to say the man uses run-ons as a delivery system for name-calling his enemies. Every last one he can think of, like pouring out a teeming bowl of Lucky Charms cereal with slurs substituting for the pieces of candy.

Lo!

This president’s overtly destructive, clear-and-present-danger agenda is surpassed in transparency only by his ultra-leftist public voting record and overall lifetime conduct of consorting with the enemy as a child and student of Marxism, socialist and racist community organizer, congregant of the blatant America-hating black-theology- and social-justice-spewing Rev. Jeremiah Wright and close personal friend of convicted communist terrorists like Bill Ayers, and by his unflinching appointment of an array of communist czars, including Van Jones, Cass Sunstein, Anita Dunne, et al.

Or this one, which would leave ya wiping the spray of spittle from your goggles if the man were standing out front delivering it:

Each and every conservative and liberal American who knows that we cannot spend and tax our way out of debt, who knows that an exit strategy instead of a victory strategy is the same as surrender, who knows Fedzilla is criminal in its refusal to be accountable with our hard-earned tax dollars being blowtorched with unprecedented and insane wastefulness, that a federal government suing Arizona for simply implementing constitutional law is treasonous, and who fails to communicate this with everyone we know is actually complicit with this bizarre, fundamental transformation of the greatest country in the history of humankind.


Note: I’m sorry, Bonze. I know these hurt the eyes.

1 Comment

  1. bonze blayk said,

    August 8, 2010 at 4:09 am

    “… an exit strategy instead of a victory strategy is the same as surrender… ”

    Ah, the A. Hitler school of of strategy and tactics: Retreat? Never! You suggest falling back to a more defensible line of terrain? That’s defeatism!

    No need for an apology, Mr. Destiny; I’m starting to get into it!

    I’m wondering whether this is what sniffin’ glue is like: by the time you’ve got brain damage, you’re no longer capable of figuring out that you’ve got brain damage!