08.11.10
More apoplectic run-on, more riches of embarrassment
UPDATED
Remember what I said earlier today about Ted Nugent’s uncanny knack for topping himself?
Here’s the evidence, fresh and hot from the WaTimes:
First up, the senseless comparison to infamous murdering villains:
I find it painfully disheartening that the United States of America voted for Barack Hussein Obama, the leftist community organizer, in a time following the horrors of Sept. 11, 2001. Would America have voted for a clueless, inexperienced man with an anti-American voting record with the name Adolf, Eichmann or Stalin following World War II? I think not.
Then the apoplectic run-on sentence, with slurs as the candy pieces in the teeming bowl of cereal:
It is unfathomable to me that such support exists for a man who was raised and abandoned by avowed Marxist parents, whose mentor was a self-avowed Marxist, who studied and preached Marxism and communism, who attended a radical, America-hating church led by a radical America-hating pastor, who had this radical, America-hating pastor baptize his children and marry him and his wife, who has appointed as czars a gang of flagrant communists, Marxists, socialists and America-hating, capitalism-hating, U.S. Constitution-hating radicals, who associated regularly with convicted homegrown terrorists and 1960s radicals and other such egregious violations.
Did he use the word hating enough while getting his hate on?
With absolutely no sense of self-consciousness, Nugent then writes:
Their mindless shoveling of massive barges overflowing with cash at the American education system has produced the dumbest group of dropouts in the history of mankind who can neither read, write, talk, spell …
Coming to a casino in Palm Springs, Nugent was interviewed by the local newspaper.
This question and answer beg for reprint:
Palm Springs, CA, newspaper: Have you ever considered running for political office? What would your platform be? What kind of change do you think you could bring about if you were elected to Congress or the Oval Office?
Nugent: I have been prodded to do so for many years and it could still happen.
I would return America to a streamlined, dramatically smaller, absolutely accountable, open, transparent government for the people, by the people, about the people.
I would end all welfare except the benefits that have been earned and paid for, and those deserved by the hero warriors of the U.S. military. No able-bodied American would ever again get a handout.
I would reduce the fat, lazy, redundant bloated Fedzilla by 50 percent ASAP, and then work on another 50 percent of that.
I would not have an exit strategy for the war on terror. I would have a victory strategy and win fast and furiously. I would wage a real honest-to-God war on drugs and end that suicidal scourge once and for all.
There is much work to be done and it is all obvious as hell how to fix things. I would fix things.