Patriotic Class War Song

Posted in Rock 'n' Roll, Stumble and Fail at 9:46 am by George Smith

Pennsyltucky hillbilly rock from US of Fail.

The Patriotic Class War Song

I was a little bitty baby
I was rocked in the cradle
In an old Middle Class-style home

Now that I’m old and broke
I wanna give the rich a poke
In those big places they call home

We’re gonna invite ourselves to dinner
And shoot ’em in the kisser
And raze their ritzy mansions to the ground

It won’t be very hard
To piss in the front yards
Of all the shiny houses they called homes

We’re gonna pull ’em out of cars
And dip ’em in some tar
Then throw ’em in a hole and have a laugh

We’re gonna find a big ol’ oak
Hang ’em all ’til they croak
In America, the place that we call home
In America, the place that we call home
In America, the place that we call …


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  1. Dick Destiny » Watching the Great Recession on His Gadgets said,

    September 6, 2010 at 8:20 am

    […] Friedman’s one for the lynching party in “The Patriotic Class War Song.” […]

  2. Dick Destiny » Quotes from the day’s class war said,

    September 8, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    […] The ritzy mansion set won’t spend and we’ll all die if their tax cuts aren’t […]

  3. Dick Destiny » Pull ‘Em Out of Cars & Dip ‘Em in Some Tar said,

    October 15, 2010 at 8:10 am

    […] The lyrics are here. […]