All You Need to Know About Bedbugs

Posted in Rock 'n' Roll, Stumble and Fail at 7:27 am by George Smith

Throw the bedbug plague in with all the other signs of national decay. With transience in housing now part of the national structure due to the Great Recession, it’s provided bedbugs with a superhighway to new digs everywhere.

Los Angeles and Pasadena are no exceptions.

All you need to know about bedbugs, in song for US of Fail, knocked off by your host.



The things crawl in
The things crawl out
The bedbugs prance across your snout
The neighbors have all come and gone
But something else is always home
Spray some Raid around the bed
So to bedbugs you are not fed

Bedbugs are always free!

Spray some Raid on your nightshirt
It looks better than bedbug dirt
If you detect a sudden itch
There’s always more, it’s just a —–
If you tell of bedbug bite
No friends or presents will come at night
Bedbugs tell of social justice
There ain’t none

Bedbugs are always free!

Bedbugs bed bedbugs

Previously — about bedbugs.


  1. George Smith said,

    September 28, 2010 at 7:52 am

    And, yes, knowledge gained firsthand.

  2. Dick Destiny » National Bedbug Blitzkrieg said,

    October 26, 2010 at 6:28 am

    […] The lyrics are here. […]