01.07.11

Precious Bodily Fluids

Posted in Phlogiston at 8:45 am by George Smith

“A foreign substance is introduced into the precious bodily fluids, without the knowledge of the individual and certainly without any free choice. That’s the way the commies work…??? — Jack Ripper

Decades after Strangelove, the character of Jack D. Ripper is finally vindicated. Sort of and not quite.

There has been too much of a good thing, reports AP.

Fluoride levels in water have crept up causing fluoridosis — or spotting of teeth — in children.

Today it reads:

Fluoride in drinking water — credited with dramatically cutting cavities and tooth decay — may now be too much of a good thing. Getting too much of it causes spots on some kids’ teeth.

A reported increase in the spotting problem is one reason the federal government will announce Friday it plans to lower the recommended levels for fluoride in water supplies — the first such change in nearly 50 years.

About 2 out of 5 adolescents have tooth streaking or spottiness because of too much fluoride …

“Fluoridation has been fought for decades by people who worried about its effects, including conspiracy theorists who feared it was a plot to make people submissive to government power,” adds the story.

“Jack, when did you first develop this, er, theory about fluoridation?” — Group Captain Lionel Mandrake

“Have you ever loved a woman, Mandrake? Physically loved her?

“There’s a feeling of loss, a profound sense of emptiness. Luckily, however, I was able to interpret the signs correctly. It was a loss of essence. But I can assure you it has not recurred, Group Captain. Women sense my power, and they seek me out. I do not avoid women, Group Captain. But I deny them my life essence.” — Jack Ripper

“Mandrake chewed thoughtfully on his mustache … He did not know what to say to the General,” reads Peter George’s novelization of the movie.

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