01.21.11
The Bullshit Manufacturer, second part
On the Sputnik moment — that point where your brain has stopped working, you can no longer tell the truth, and you’ve turned it all over to being a pleasing sounding hack, alleged to be coming in the State of the Union address:
“The great majority of the speech,” says press secretary Robert Gibbs, “will be on the steps … that we need to take in the short term that relate to jobs, and steps that we need to take in the medium and the long term to put our fiscal house in order, and to increase our competitiveness and our innovation that allows us to create the jobs of tomorrow.”
The president has been testing themes for his State of the Union speech for months. In December in North Carolina, he compared today’s economic challenge to 1957, when the Soviet Union sent a satellite called Sputnik into orbit, causing the United States to wake up and boost its investments in science and technology.
He has the opportunity in this speech to continue to be the president of all the people, which has been at the heart of his political appeal since he burst on the scene in 2004.
– Bill Galston, former Clinton White House aide
“So, 50 years later, our generation’s Sputnik moment is back …”
Or, from Howard Fineman, reprinted everywhere:
Expect the president on Tuesday to hearken back to that time, and to say we face another “Sputnik moment” — an economic one. The Soviet Union and the Cold War are gone. In its place are China and a more benign but still as crucial struggle for primacy.
Instead of threatening to blow each other to kingdom come, the United States and China are striving to out-produce and out-consume each other.
And the U.S. is falling behind.
Without detailing specific new proposals, the president told community college teachers and students it was time for an American “Sputnik moment” — referring to the 1957 Soviet satellite launch that jolted the U.S. into jump-starting its own space and science programs.
“We need a commitment to innovation we haven’t seen since President Kennedy challenged us to go to the moon,” Obama said.
The speech was a preview of Obama’s State of the Union address early next year and his 2011 agenda as he grapples with a divided Congress over the next two years, aides said.
“Right now the hard truth is this,” Obama said. “In the race for the future, America is in danger of falling behind. That’s just the truth. And if you hear a politician say it’s not, they’re just not paying attention.”
When Sputnik went up the US was poised to make a big muscle and move forward.
Now, the evidence is everywhere that a deadly atrophy is deeply rooted in the land.
Preparing to cheer us all on with a zinc-plated cliche which stupid people can smile and clap their hands to seems to be just more evidence of it.
The appearance of the word Sputnik or any reference to a Sputnik kind of moment in any argument signals the person who dropped it needs a pie in the face.
Related rubbish: Invocation of the need for a new Manhattan Project or ‘if we can put a man on the moon’ …
Any suggestions? “We will build a new Hoover Dam of job creation, innovation and renewal …”
Mikey said,
January 21, 2011 at 8:28 pm
Ahh…the appearance of DD’s Law may yet harken the reawakening of the Joseph K Guide which was fundamental to my education (the real one that seemed to come after the formal education process). ::applause::
George Smith said,
January 22, 2011 at 9:59 am
Hah, are you showing your age. That was on the web for a long time but it seems to have mostly gone in the wind except for a couple minor cites.
Here was the last term developed, which also shows its date, never added to the original:
Trustworthy Computing: an imaginary state, described by Microsoft, for the wooing and captivation of people with the discernment of a barnyard chicken.
It is in the Wayback machine and I had to laugh again at some of it. Also, some of it has dated very thoroughly and would mean very little to people now. Maybe I should take your suggestion and give it a dust-off and face-lift.
It’s here.
This one stuck out:
The Daily Crapper: your local newspaper.
Usage: The Daily Crapper featured science and technology reporters who often turned in stories that claimed soon computers would be made of DNA and protein or that by the year 2006 the U.S. Army would defeat enemies through the clever use of telepathy and electric rays.
Dick Destiny » Mentafacturing vs Manufacturing said,
January 26, 2011 at 9:09 am
[…] On SOTU — we got our Sputnik moment. […]