02.17.11
President consults smartest men in world
Fresh off the news, President Obama is bowing before consulting the two smartest men in the world today, Nobel laureate/Pulitzer prize winner Mark Zuckerberg and King of All Music, Steve Jobs.
The goal: How to create more jobs.
Jobs, whose name is most appropriate because he has made many many jobs in China, will probably tell the President the problem is the large number of no-skill sitting around people in the US.
“Stop counting them, Mr. President!” he may advise. Future growth lies in more Harmonica or You’re Fired! apps and what not, particularly now that one of the rival cell phones brags it has 60,000 of them. Sixty thousand!
Nobel laureate/Pulitzer winner Mark Zuckerberg may tell the President that to create jobs … we must unleash the creative power of every American to make more social networking sites.
Neither of these guys are interested in making jobs for all these baggy and lumpy no-skill sitting around people. Which is only right.
Did you know Dick Destiny is on Facebook? I look just like Brett Favre.
Ha-ha! Those Facebook peeps are so clever.
Did you know that it’s easy to create a fake account of someone who’s not you on Facebook? And that if the person who is not you discovers it and complains by sending e-mail to Facebook they don’t even read it until the Attorney General of a state gets involved?
These are all just minor slip-ups, however. If they weren’t, Mark Zuckerberg would not be a Nobel laureate and Pulitzer winner.