03.02.11

Made In China: Where you’re most likely to get promoted

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle, Made in China, Permanent Fail at 11:11 am by George Smith

More unintentional hilarity from Financially Fit — Jobs where you’re most likely to get promoted.

Hint: Almost all of them involve working for some “US business” selling stuff made in China.

You can quickly go from minimum wage stock boy or girl to sales assistant.

Three — Under Armour, American Eagle Outfitters, Costco — are barely above minimum wage places, fronts for Chinese or east Asian made domestically branded goods.

Or you can be a cook because people still have to eat domestically.

Or you can wait tables and be a gopher for upper middle class shoeshine boys and the wealthy at Royal Caribbean. Visit Haiti and the Dominican Republic. Just remember to tell patrons NOT TO GO BEYOND THE WIRE FENCING surrounding the beach stop.

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