04.07.11
Glenn Beck to SyFy Channel joke
Pine View Farm picks up a humorist’s joke on Glenn Beck leaving Fox for the SyFy Channel. If you want the laughs go here.
The subtext is that SyFy is dogshit — like Beck.
However, there are different kinds of dogshit. Beck is toxic excrement.
SyFy is just stinky.
Toxic excrement threatens existence. Stinky shit just bores and stupefies.
Beck is malevolent and malicious crap, as described earlier today.
SyFy Channel, on the other hand, is not a national venue for the regular condemning of Jews, academics and the entire world Muslim poor class for an audience of frightened fat white men and women.
SyFy Channel, for example, focuses on frightening stupid fat white men and women with harmless stories about trash like something called the Pet Phret demon from Thailand.
The Phret is a giant ghost, according to Destination Truth, a reality show which aired alleged video of it lurking around a tower the other day.
SyFy features reality shows where the hosts are far less in the money than Beck. The stars of Ghost Hunters and Destination Truth are more meagerly intelligence-insulting and benign.
You never worry that the ghost-hunting idiots scouring haunted houses with their budget Radio Shack gear and green night-vision tint will suddenly go anti-Semite and take a significant part of the country down with them.
Advertising on SyFy is also not exclusively exhortations to buy gold by Gordon Liddy.
SyFy does have professional wrestling.
And well over half its audience must now surely physically resemble the characters known as Dickie and Coover in Justified.
Which is kind of mildly bad.
Beck’s ejection from Fox does present a problem for Ted Nugent. Since about half his columns at the Washington Times stem from stuff Nugent
sees on Beck’s show, he’s lost a significant source of material that will resonate with his readers.