05.05.11
So what’s Matt Groening’s excuse?
Good news, lads! Good news! Not only is Ted up for the part of Howard in the remake of The Treasure of Sierra Madre, but he’ll also be on the Simpsons!
Nugent to act as presidential candidate in a future episode of The Simpsons.
Ted Nugent, for Fox, on Hollywood — last week:
Here is a man that has been attacked for my militant hatred for drinking and driving, and drunk idiots ruining lives because in Hollywood, if you aren’t drooling, puking and dying it is not a party. If you want to see a party watch Uncle Ted – I have been clean and sober for 63 years and this is a f**king party! Write that down!
Homer Simpson’s favorite beer: Duff.
Ted Nugent on gays, two weeks ago:
If the NBA had any true gay convictions, the NBA should host a Homosexual Night. During halftime, the homosexuals could come down on the court, hold hands and prance around the court to music by the Village People. The NBA could then give each homosexual a pink basketball as a symbol of solidarity.
Homer Simpson on gays:
I like my beer cold… my TV loud… and my homosexuals flaming.