05.10.11

Spam funnies

Posted in Crazy Weapons, Phlogiston at 12:41 pm by George Smith

Occasional humor is found upon reading spam blogs which accumulate material through content scraping.

The scraped material is then laundered through an algorithm — or person.

It’s rewritten, so to speak, very badly, to unintentional comic effect.

I dug this out of the spam filter today, an example from a blackhat content scraper who’d taken material from this old DD post.

Rewritten by the content scraper, part of it now reads:

All about the cult of the electromagnetic pulse Crazy is heinous. Accordingly, one of its new leaders is Trent Franks, Republican MP relatively unimportant famous only for his extremist beliefs.

Of course, this could be a power outage. What happens when the weather is bad, which is not this day. The electricity company can work on the lines, but they are not. And even it they were, which could not account of failure of your cell phone or does your car – and the other on the road – all died at a time.

All the electric modern conveniences that we take for granted on a daily basis in the 21st century to go kaput – without an obvious explanation. And, therefore, modern life as we know, it’s a virtual moratorium.

The President is not an American, global warming and evolution are hoaxes, African-American had better under slavery, Sharia is poisoning the precious bodily fluids of the American judicial system and extended ammunition magazines are an American law.

This type of General world view of the people pushing for protection against pulse electromagnetic doom influences the way in which it considers their arguments. Even with the mildest interpretation, they were suspicious and hairless characters.

Bravo, machine!

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