Sifting Mark Zuckerberg’s dingleberries

Posted in Phlogiston at 9:33 am by George Smith

The man who brought the apex of high school social order and circle jerk to the world wide web, Mark Zuckerberg, dispenses more wisdom:

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is buzzing in Yahoo! Search for an unusual reason: his eating habits. The social network pioneer told Fortune Magazine that he is challenging himself to eat more responsibly and sustainably. He’s not separating himself from meat; he’s getting closer to it. “The only meat I’m eating is from animals I’ve killed myself,” the 27-year-old billionaire told Fortune. “It’s easy to take the food we eat for granted when we can eat good things every day.” So far he’s slaughtered a goat, slayed a pig, and boiled a live lobster. The response around social media has been positive. Many say they applaud his thoughtful way of eating.

He’s not separating himself from meat, he’s getting closer to it. Hmm, emulating Ted Nugent.

Brilliant stuff.

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