07.19.11

What’s worse than iKit music app rubbish?

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle, Phlogiston, Rock 'n' Roll at 3:53 pm by George Smith

This.

While various tech nerds think it’s cool, it’s virtually unlistenable. You have to endure a little more than you’ll want to get to the robot guitar part.

You’ll hear it’s patently awful but a good pick for a robotic contraption being as it does away with 98 percent of the expression present in typical electric guitar performance. It’s the guitar line for Marilyn Manson’s “The Beautiful People,” a machine-like and very stiff riff that doesn’t require the device to do anything real guitarists more frequently do — like bend notes, use finger vibrato, work the volume or tone knobs, etc.

It’s recommended by the Reg where the writer is taking the role of gadget lickspittle a little too far.

As something meant to sound mechanized one supposes it could be called good. But that ain’t saying much.

2 Comments

  1. Chuck said,

    July 20, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Sure George, but then you don’t have LEDs on your fingers either…

  2. George Smith said,

    July 20, 2011 at 8:06 am

    I know. That depressed me for awhile, too. Maybe I could use glow in the dark paint on my fingernails. But it still wouldn’t be quite the same.