08.02.11
Jonnie Pantywaist gets six weeks of state-supervised blooz
Set to be detained at her Majesty’s pleasure, Jonnie Marbles gets six weeks for failure in shave cream pie throwing:
Jonathan May-Bowles, the activist-comedian who tried to hit Rupert Murdoch with a shaving-cream pie, has received a six-week jail sentence, Sky News reports …
May-Bowles, 26, wass blocked from landing his pie punch by, among others, Murdoch’s wife, Wendi, who jumped up from behind her husband and slapped the attacker.
Just before launching his attack on Murdoch, he used Twitter to announce: “It is a far better thing that I do now than I have ever done before #splat.”
If “better things” include: He got beat by a girl. That was Jonnie Pantywaist.