12.15.11
Howard — shoeshiner for the 1 percent
When not hoping for the role of “Howard” in a remake of the Treasure of Sierra Madre, Ted curses the stinky young hippies to keep himself in the good graces of the 1 percent.
You don’t need to search the Internet far to read story after story of the Occupy stooges committing crimes, fighting the cops, destroying personal property, stinking the place up and engaging in other noble expressions of First Amendment rights. I find that beautiful – priceless, actually. Only human cockroaches spotlight themselves.
While I don’t condone violence, watching the cops pounce on and pepper-spray a few Occupy stooges and then drag the dirtballs off to jail in shackles is good for my conservative soul and gold for my sense of humor. Everyone needs at least one hearty laugh every day.
You have to admit that watching a stinky, dirty hippie being dragged off to jail is as funny watching James Brown drive across railroad tracks on the rims of his pickup truck …
Two months ago Nugent was lamenting that young people weren’t rioting against the president.
“Where are the protests by today’s unemployed and underemployed young people?” he asked. “Why aren’t they demanding answers to fundamental questions about their future?”
Now that they’re here, he hates them and wants them pepper-sprayed.
He’s also offended on the grounds of cleanliness. Yes, the homeless and those who camp out often do not smell rosy.
As long as Jann Wenner and old rock critics have any say in the matter, Ted Nugent will never be in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame. Even though it’s not that big a deal, it eats at him.
And now he’s a bitter old man — Nugent turned 63 this week — cursing “stinky hippies” and “human cockroaches” because he thinks they’ll fill a bag with excrement, put it on his porch and set it on fire.