02.08.12
iKit Funk Machine
Steve Jobs & Meat Blobs.
The Apple juggernaut crushes all in its path, might makes right, the end justifies the means, those jobs aren’t coming back, no wire hangers, I want a glass screen in six weeks, put that thing in your mouth!
Inspiration: Frank Zappa & the Mothers’ “We’re Only In It for the Money”
Key gear: harmonica — Mojo Hand/Conqueror Root — made in China, Jay Turser Stratocaster funk guitar — made in China. The Deutschlandlied. How’d that get in there?
Boycott American goods!
Oh wait, you can’t. Nothing to avoid at the store.