03.15.12
In the economy that makes zip…
Even the innovation isn’t so hot.
“You never know when the opportunity to rock out is going to present itself,” the ad disguised as an article reads. Lo, a guitar app for your made-in-China T-shirt.
When I was still living in Pennsylvania I often went to a place called the Q-Mart outside Quakertown. The Q-Mart sold all kindsa things, from mata-mata snapping turtles poached from other lands to this.
Today, at less than half the price of the guitar app T-shirt, you can still far more simply, legitimately and aggressively tell the world you’re a douchebag with something that dates at least to old Q-Mart vintage, the Shit Cap.
Alert readers may note Bruce Sterling gets a credit line. If it’s this guy, he writes the stupidest blog I’ve ever seen — at Wired. And that’s some tough competition.