03.19.12

Submitted with comment — brown into pink

Posted in Culture of Lickspittle, Predator State at 9:14 pm by George Smith

Consider imagery for pink slime, pulled up by Google.

However, the next bit will really date you.

Pulled from YouTube, it’s a segment from the now very old movie, “The Groove Tube.” I thought this was hysterical when I was … about fourteen or fifteen.

“Among other characteristics, it had the strength of steel, the flexibility of rubber, and the nutritional value of beef stew. This revolutionary substance, developed at Uranus, is Brown 25.”

Perhaps the people at Beef Products don’t realize whatever they do they’re now part of a national joke focused on stuff that makes people go “Ewww, gross!”

“Things come out a little differently” for the makers of pink slime. Thirty eight years after the “Uranus Corporation,” art into life.

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