04.06.12
Baby Eat Pink Slime
From the wire, on lean finely textured beef:
Larry Smith, with the Institute for Crisis Management public relations firm, said he’s not sure the makers of pink slime — including Cargill and BPI — will be able to overcome the public stigma against their product at this point.
“I can’t think of a single solitary message that a manufacturer could use that would resonate with anybody right now,” Smith said.
Hold on there, lil’ pardner! I have just the resonation for reinvigoration!
Baby Eat Pink Slime! A near perfect p.r. song. Surely one of the problems with the defenders of finely textured beef is: Those dudes can’t laugh at themselves! They’re too serious! Their product is ruined unless they can continue to sell to people with no choice, the US prison population.
Good news, lads! Good news! DD isn’t afraid to make a fool of himself on camera for the sake of a funny video.
The video illustrates the problem with the innovation that’s pink slime processing. It was “invented” as an answer to corporate farming in which hundreds of thousands of cattle stand in unbelievable amounts of excrement and the demonstrated lethal hazard it represents.
What to do about all that shit loaded with virulent bacteria? Add ammonia.
Some inventions just ain’t progress. In fact, some are proof the system
is just plain BAD
Don’t have a fit
Cause it’s mixed with shit
So you don’t get sick
All the time
You know it tastes just fine
Baby, eat pink slime
Now that’s gotta be worth a couple votes.