04.19.12
Tell it to the Secret Service
From the Washington Times, Ted explains how he was being a true patriot and it’s all those Mao ZeDongs, Che Guevaras and Saul Alinsky’s, the enemies within, who are responsible:
By no stretch of the imagination did I ever threaten anyone’s life, or hint of violence or mayhem. Metaphors needn’t be explained to educated people.
I passionately rallied the American civilian troops to stand up for what is right and demand that the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights be once again the measure of all laws and policies in America.
Then in their ever-desperate scramble to divert attention from the crimes of their communist leaders, the Saul Alinsky “Rules for Radicals??? left-wing media and terminally liberal Democrats circled their battlewagons of deceit and hate and unleashed their tsunami of lies about me and everything I said.
To me, my family and thinking America, the dysfunctional left-wing hate hysteria was laughable. I became the No. 1 global tweet entity, while every newspaper and America-hating television and radio gang literally tripped over themselves in a feeble attempt to out-lie each other.
I personally have never been prouder …
Tell it to the Secret Service. And we’ve noticed you’ve left out the metaphor about shooting the coyote urinating on the couch.
“Those who despise me blindly chant Mao Zedong and Che Guevara rants, and the difference between our good and their bad is glaring,” Nugent finishes. “Choose your side carefully, America. The shining city on the hill is under attack from within.”
Yep, we all know the writings of Mao Zedong and Che Guevara by heart. It’s a conspiracy. You saw through it, too. We, the Americommies — guilty as charged.
And he did. Off the hook. On the other hand, perhaps not feeling real good about the sentiments exposed in its controversial video of the Nugent interview, the NRA removed it from YouTube today.)